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♪♪

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Hi. 
I'm Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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And welcome 
to the PBS Arts Fall Festival.

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Tonight, continuing a tradition

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that has now extended 
over 19 years,

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the Kennedy Center 
presents the Mark Twain Prize,

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our nation's highest honor 
for humor.

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From Richard Pryor 
to Bob Newhart,

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George Carlin to Carol Burnett, 
this is comedy's hall of fame.

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And tonight 
the tradition lives on

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as the Kennedy Center 
celebrates Bill Murray

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with the Mark Twain Prize 
for American Humor

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in the PBS Arts Fall Festival.

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The PBS Arts Fall Festival

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I'm so sorry 
I couldn't be there tonight

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for this incredible celebration, 
but I'm home, relaxing.

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When I heard you were receiving 
this honor tonight,

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I knew it was a reason for doing 
what I love to do best --

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get stoned 
before taping a comedy bit.

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As a previous recipient 
of the Mark Twain Prize,

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I'd like to say to you, 
"Welcome to the club."

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And to the Kennedy Center, 
I'd like to say, "Really?"

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Many people 
would love how you did

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your Oscar review picks 
on "SNL,"

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so I thought we'd take a look 
at some of your movies tonight

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and do the same thing.

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Wow! 
"Ghostbusters II."

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Didn't see it.

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"Lost in Translation."

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You're telling me.

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"Tootsie."

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Now, Bill, 
you deserved to win the Oscar

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for Best Supporting Actor 
for that film.

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But you know what? Nobody 
cares about that category.

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"Groundhog Day."

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When I saw this movie, 
I came out of the theater,

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and I thought, "Wow. 
That was amazing."

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And I went right back in 
and saw it again.

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And then I came out 
and said to myself, "Wow.

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That was amazing,"

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and I went right back in 
and saw it again.

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And then I came out of the 
theater, and I said to myself,

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"Wow. 
That was amazing."

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Gets old, doesn't it, Bill?!

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"Meatballs."

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Three of my favorite things 
in this movie --

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you, meat, and balls.

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"Garfield."

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Well, this was an amazing role, 
but, Bill, you weren't you.

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Be you, Bill. 
Be you.

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"Little Shop of Horrors."

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What an amazing performance.

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A role that will be remembered 
in the history of film.

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But enough about me.

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You were fine.

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Bill, congratulations

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on winning the Kennedy Center 
Mark Twain Prize.

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Your characters are true, 
subtle, and always complicated.

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You are the funniest 
and always will be.

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And I think you and I are about 
as close as two people can be,

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considering one of them is you.

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Bravo.

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♪♪

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Tonight, direct 
from our nation's capital,

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it's the 19th annual 
Kennedy Center

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Mark Twain Prize 
for American Humor,

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celebrating Bill Murray...

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with...

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...with a special appearance 
by Steve Martin.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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And now, ladies and gentlemen, 
please welcome Jimmy Kimmel.

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Thank you.

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Welcome.

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[ Music stops ]

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Thanks.

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[ Laughter ]

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I have to say, I want 
to admit -- And I'm embarrassed.

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I'm a little bit thrown off 
right now,

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and I'm not saying 
this is anyone's fault,

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but I was under the impression

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that we were honoring Bill Cosby 
tonight.

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[ Laughter ]

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I wanted to get things off 
to an awkward start, all right?

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[ Laughter ]

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But, of course, we are not here 
to honor Bill Cosby.

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We are here to honor a man 
who travels around the world

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spreading foolishness and joy 
wherever he goes --

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Mr. Bill Murray.

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Bill...

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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...is...

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...not just an actor, 
not just a comedian.

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He said that his goal 
is to wake people up.

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And he really does 
wake people up.

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He'll steal French fries 
off a stranger's plate.

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He'll pull a cigarette out 
of your mouth and smoke it.

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He will -- He will get physical.

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A man came up to Bill 
on the street

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and told him he was a fan.

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Bill wrestled the guy to the 
ground and bit him on the nose.

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[ Laughter ]

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You ever see the video of the 
golf tournament at Pebble Beach

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where Bill grabbed an old lady 
by the arm?

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And he just grabs this old lady, 
and he kind of dances with her.

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And then he hurls her 
into a sand trap.

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[ Laughter ]

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Bill Murray could shove you 
over the side of the Hoover Dam,

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and you'd be like, "Hey, 
Bill Murray!" all the way down.

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There are so many crazy stories.

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There are hundreds of stories

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that, if they weren't 
about Bill Murray,

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you'd read them in the biography

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of The World's 
Most Arrested Man.

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And by the way, 
even if the police

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did decide to arrest Bill, 
they'd never catch him.

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You can't get ahold of him.

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He's half-leprechaun, 
half-Pokémon.

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He's, uh...

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[ Laughter ]

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He's the Irish El Chapo.

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I can't believe he's here.

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I mean, if the Cubs 
hadn't won last night,

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let's be realistic --

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We'd be paying tribute 
to Bill Hader right now.

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[ Laughter, 
cheers and applause ]

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Bill Murray isn't bound 
by the same rules of living

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the rest of us are stuck with.

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He just decided 
not to observe them.

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You know, they say you need 
to live in the moment.

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He actually does that.

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I don't know too many people 
who I would describe as wise,

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but Bill is.

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He's wise.

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He knows things 
you would never have guessed

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he'd have any interest in.

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When my wife was pregnant,

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he gave us the besadvice 
anyone gave us.

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If you're pregnant, 
you should write this down,

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because it's good advice.

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He told us, first of all,

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bring an oscillating fan 
to the delivery room

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because you'll get hot.

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And he was right -- 
My wife got hot,

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and then we had the fan, 
and it was great.

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He told us to light candles 
around the bed,

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which it turned out 
you're not allowed

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to light candles 
near oxygen tanks,

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because it could 
"endanger the lives

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of everyone in the hospital," 
but the thought was good.

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And he told us to hang 
Christmas lights

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because, he said, delivery rooms

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have these harsh, fluorescent 
bulbs, which ours did.

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So we turned 
the fluorescent lights off,

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and we hung 
the Christmas lights.

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And, sure enough, my wife 
gave birth to a Baby Jesus

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as a result of...

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[ Laughter ]

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Thanks to Bill.

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Bill Murray is a genius.

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There's nobody funnier 
or more beloved.

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We all have 
a favorite Bill Murray movie.

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I've been asked this question a 
hundred times already this week.

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And, in fact, let's all say ours 
at the same time, all right?

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Favorite Bill Murray movie. 
You ready?

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One, two, three.

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"Garfield."

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[ Laughter ]

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It's unanimous, then? 
All right.

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We're gonna hear about 
all the big movies tonight,

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all his great performances.

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But before 
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before he was 
on "Saturday Night Live,"

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he was a young actor doing 
sketch comedy at Second City.

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And here now 
to begin the festivities,

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a classic clip 
of Bill at his improv best.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Door opens ]

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Doctor been in yet?

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No, 
nobody's been in yet.

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-Wait long? 
-No, just a couple minutes.

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Yeah, I just come in

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for the old routine checkup, 
you know?

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Can't let the pipes 
get rusty.

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What are you in here for?

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Kind of a urinary problem.

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Bladder infection. 
Oh, yeah.

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No.

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More along the lines 
of, uh...

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V.D.?

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[ Sighs ]

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The gift 
that keeps on giving.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Eh, you got 
nothing to worry about.

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Relax.

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Nothing to worry about?

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You see 
"The Al Capone Story"?

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Yeah. So what?

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Yeah, he died of V.D., 
you know.

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Brain syphilis.

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Whole brain rotted away.

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Hey, look, that's just 
'cause he didn't get

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the right ki 
of treatment.

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You know, it's just like 
a cold or a virus.

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They got antibiotics now.

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Antibiotics?

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Yeah, sure. 
They give you a shot.

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They give you some pills 
to take home maybe.

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You walk out of here. 
You're right as rain.

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Don't sweat it.

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Couple of shots 
and some pills, huh?

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But it's still 
so humiliating, you know?

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These are 
professional people here.

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It's a hospital.

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Good afternoon.

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Are we first?

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Uh, I'm here 
to see the doctor.

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No, no, no.

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I'm the nurse -- 
Sister Mary Innocent.

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I'll be taking 
your preliminary history.

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Over here, son.

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Now, all right.

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Your name?

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Uh, John...Dough.

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It's D-O-U-G-H, Sister.

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All right, Dough.

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And the name 
of your partner?

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Sister, 
is this really necessary?

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I was told 
that I could just come in

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and get some antibiotics...

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Oh, really?

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...some shots and pills or 
something, and that would be it.

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You were just told you could get 
some shots and some pills?

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Oh, really? 
Well, who told you that?

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Just this guy.

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"Just this guy." 
I want to know what guy.

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Well, he was just a guy.

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No, I want to know 
what guy told you that!

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Just a guy that --

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What guy told you that?! 
What guy told you that?!

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This guy! 
He told me!

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Listen, young man, I think 
I can handle this by myself.

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You know, Dough, this is 
a very serious matter.

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Did you see 
"The Al Capone Story"?

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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He's one 
of the new, great humorists

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of our young century, 
Aziz Ansari.

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Hello. 
I'm Aziz Ansari.

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Bere I get to my remarks, 
can I just say,

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on behalf of all the other 
presenters and myself,

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stop doing these events in D.C.

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New York or L.A. 
Pick one.

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We all live there.

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[ Laughter ]

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I just...

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[ Audience booing ]

258
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

259
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Boo if you want. 
I'm a hero backstage.

260
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,533
[ Laughter ]

261
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,166
I love this city,

262
00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:57,500
but I just think it's absurd

263
00:10:57,566 --> 00:10:59,100
they always do these things 
in D.C.,

264
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because the only guy 
that actually all the time

265
00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,433
needs to be in D.C. 
has his own plane.

266
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,166
[ Laughter ]

267
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,033
You know, 
when the producers of this event

268
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,700
first looked 
at their lineup of presenters,

269
00:11:10,766 --> 00:11:13,166
they all had the same thought -- 
"Wow!

270
00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:16,766
We definitely got the whole 
white-guy thing covered."

271
00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:19,233
"We need to diversify 
this...up."

272
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,400
[ Laughter ]

273
00:11:20,466 --> 00:11:23,766
"Is there anyone we know, 
someone who's --

274
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:27,366
Bill has worked with or has 
a personal relationship with?"

275
00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:30,566
They mulled it over, 
and they did the obvious move.

276
00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:32,933
They called that kid 
from "The Jungle Book,"

277
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,066
but he couldn't make it 
because of a previous commitment

278
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:38,500
to his friend T.J.'s 
ice-cream party...

279
00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:40,300
[ Laughter ]

280
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...which is being held 
in New York,

281
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a reasonable place 
to hold an event.

282
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,066
[ Laughter, applause ]

283
00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,000
[ Chuckles ]

284
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:54,400
I first met Bill 
on "Parks and Recreation."

285
00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:57,133
We worked together 
when, in our series finale,

286
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he played our deceased mayor.

287
00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:00,600
Well, we technically 
didn't work together.

288
00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:02,466
I kind of just stood around 
while he laid down,

289
00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:04,866
but it was magic.

290
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,266
And at the end of the day,

291
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,700
Bill went up to each member 
of our cast and crew,

292
00:12:08,766 --> 00:12:11,300
and he said, "Congratulations. 
You worked on a great show."

293
00:12:11,366 --> 00:12:14,100
"Congratulations. 
You worked on a great show."

294
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,733
"Congratulations. 
You worked on a great show."

295
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,633
And it was then 
that I realized, "Wow.

296
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,033
He really doesn't know 
any of our names."

297
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,700
[ Laughter, applause ]

298
00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:29,800
But since that first meeting,

299
00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,833
Bill and I 
have become quite close,

300
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,933
the kind of guys 
that text each other

301
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,500
when we think we're in the same 
town to grab dinner or a drink,

302
00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:39,500
but are never able to quite make 
the logistics work.

303
00:12:39,566 --> 00:12:43,000
Even still, our digital 
relationship is one I cherish

304
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,833
and is full of great memories.

305
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,433
Who could forget 
our first exchange?

306
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,100
"Hey, Bill, it's Aziz Ansari.

307
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,000
I got your number 
from Rashida Jones.

308
00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:53,000
How's it going?"

309
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:55,000
Bill -- "Oh, wow.

310
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,166
I wish she'd cleared that 
with me first."

311
00:12:57,233 --> 00:13:00,133
[ Laughter ]

312
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,100
And now I will transition

313
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:06,200
into the more sentimental part 
of my remarks.

314
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:09,000
Truth be told, my time with Bill 
has been limited,

315
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,700
but the time 
we have spent together

316
00:13:11,766 --> 00:13:13,866
has always been 
unmistakably Bill.

317
00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:16,233
Life feels special 
when he's around.

318
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,933
As a comedian, you sometimes get 
scared that when you get older,

319
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,200
maybe you get out of touch,

320
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,800
and you can't connect 
with everyone as well.

321
00:13:21,866 --> 00:13:23,600
Sometimes, the people 
that get awards like this

322
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:26,766
haven't done anything good 
or funny in decades.

323
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,233
We've all been 
at those ceremonies.

324
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,866
It's awkward.

325
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:32,066
Bill is not one of those people.

326
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,900
He could have quit 
at numerous points in his career

327
00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:36,433
and still received this prize,

328
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,300
but, instead, he challenges us 
to evolve with him

329
00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:41,933
as he continues 
to grow as an artist.

330
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,166
And not only 
is he an incredible artist --

331
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:47,933
He's simply one of the most 
unique, hilarious humans

332
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,133
we've ever had on our planet,

333
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,233
and I'm happy to be here tonight 
to honor him.

334
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,200
[ Cheers and applause ]

335
00:13:58,866 --> 00:14:02,100
Bill's first starring movie role 
was in the film "Meatballs."

336
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,233
It was one of six collaborations 
with Harold Ramis,

337
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,466
and I'm thrilled to introduce

338
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,366
a spectacular scene 
from that film.

339
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:08,466
Enjoy.

340
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,200
[ Applause ]

341
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,600
Phil: 
Cut the crap, Morty.

342
00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,466
I mean, the Mohawks have beaten 
us the last 12 years.

343
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:14,733
They're gonna beat us again.

344
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:19,766
That's just the attitude 
we don't need, Phil.

345
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:24,333
Sure, Mohawk has beaten us 
12 years in a row.

346
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,033
Sure, they're terrific athletes.

347
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,900
They've got the best equipment 
that money can buy.

348
00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,866
Hell, every team 
they're sending over here

349
00:14:29,933 --> 00:14:32,433
has their own personal masseuse.

350
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,166
Not masseur. 
Masseuse.

351
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,566
But it doesn't matter.

352
00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:40,300
Do you know 
that every Mohawk competitor

353
00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:45,100
has an electrocardiogram, blood 
and urine tests every 48 hours

354
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:48,433
to see if there's any change 
in his physical condition?

355
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,600
Do you know that they use

356
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,333
the most sophisticated 
training methods

357
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,200
from the Soviet Union, 
East and West Germany,

358
00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:57,166
and the newest Olympic power, 
Trinidad-Tobago?

359
00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:58,866
But it doesn't matter.

360
00:14:58,933 --> 00:15:00,900
It just doesn't matter!

361
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,233
It just doesn't matter!

362
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,800
I tell you, 
it just doesn't matter!

363
00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:07,633
It just doesn't matter!

364
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,600
Together: [ Chanting ] 
It just doesn't matter!

365
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,666
It just doesn't matter!

366
00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,500
It just doesn't matter!

367
00:15:13,566 --> 00:15:15,233
It just doesn't matter!

368
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,900
And even!

369
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:20,433
And even if we win -- if we win!

370
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,633
Ha!

371
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,700
Even if we win,

372
00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:26,466
even if we play 
so far over our heads

373
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:30,033
that our noses bleed 
for a week to 10 days,

374
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,633
even if God in heaven above

375
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:36,966
comes down and points his hand 
at our side of the field,

376
00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:39,866
even if every man, 
woman, and child

377
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:44,766
held hands together 
and prayed for us to win,

378
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,000
it just wouldn't matter,

379
00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:50,066
because all 
the really good-looking girls

380
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:52,333
would still go out 
with the guys from Mohawk

381
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,866
'cause they got all the money!

382
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,433
Aah!

383
00:15:56,500 --> 00:16:01,866
It just doesn't matter 
if we win or we lose!

384
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:04,766
It just doesn't matter!

385
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,000
Together: [ Chanting ] 
It just doesn't matter!

386
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,700
It just doesn't matter!

387
00:16:08,766 --> 00:16:10,533
It just doesn't matter!

388
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,000
It just doesn't matter!

389
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,933
It just doesn't matter!

390
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,466
♪♪

391
00:16:15,466 --> 00:16:19,866
She's an original Not Ready 
for Prime Time Player --

392
00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,233
Jane Curtin.

393
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,233
[ Applause ]

394
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,433
Thank you.

395
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,700
[ Cheers and applause ]

396
00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:33,066
Well, thank you!

397
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:37,433
I'm so happy to be here 
honoring Bill,

398
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,400
or Billy, 
as we knew and loved him

399
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,433
in the old days 
of "Saturday Night Live."

400
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,633
I knew from our very first 
rehearsal with Bill at "SNL"

401
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,733
that he was destined 
for greatness.

402
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,633
It was obvious 
in everything he did,

403
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,666
from the way 
he'd sneak up behind you

404
00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:54,200
and rub big chunks of hair 
off your head

405
00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:58,800
or the way 
he'd spit on your lunch.

406
00:16:58,866 --> 00:17:02,733
If anyone's surprised tonight, 
it's Bill.

407
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,933
I asked him backstage

408
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,433
how he felt 
to win the Mark Twain Prize,

409
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:11,633
and, as humbly as ever, he said, 
"Jane, bring me back a coffee."

410
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,966
[ Laughter ]

411
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,966
Bill.

412
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:19,033
I'm so proud of my old friend.

413
00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:22,433
He went from brilliant sketch 
actor to brilliant film actor,

414
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,666
following his own light.

415
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,400
Apart from all the laughs,

416
00:17:26,466 --> 00:17:31,800
people love Bill for being 
a scamp, a comedy rebel,

417
00:17:31,866 --> 00:17:34,533
a kind of Robin Hood 
who steals from the rich

418
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,666
and gives to an unnumbered bank 
account in the Cayman Islands.

419
00:17:37,733 --> 00:17:38,900
[ Laughter ]

420
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:40,333
And, through it all,

421
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,933
through the crazy roller-coaster 
ride that comes with stardom,

422
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,466
Billy has never lost 
his roguish sense of humor.

423
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,133
Case in point.

424
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,033
I'd like to read a little note 
from a couple lucky enough

425
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,500
to have Bill surprise them 
at their happy occasion.

426
00:17:55,566 --> 00:18:00,000
"Dear Mr. Murray, your coming 
to our wedding uninvited

427
00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:02,200
was something 
we'll never forget."

428
00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:03,600
[ Laughter ]

429
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,600
"Especially for my wife, 
who on our wedding night,

430
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:09,233
screamed your name 
while we were being tender."

431
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,300
[ Laughter ]

432
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:14,466
"Even though it rendered me 
unable to perform,

433
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:17,300
it's not important 
in comparison to the fun

434
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:21,700
of telling our children what 
happened on that special day.

435
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:24,533
That is, if all the medication 
and therapy

436
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,166
help me be a man again."

437
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,833
[ Laughter ]

438
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,233
"God bless you 
and your many sons.

439
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,833
Gwen and Jim Henderson."

440
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:38,633
Oh, "P.S. -- If you accidently 
took some of our wedding gifts,

441
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,733
could you just tell us 
what they were

442
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,033
so we can write 
thank-you notes?

443
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,466
We only have a year."

444
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,200
[ Laughter ]

445
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:48,466
Wow. Who said 
nobody writes letters anymore?

446
00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:52,766
Billy, sincerely, 
congratulations.

447
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,666
Oh!

448
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,433
Cute!

449
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,000
I think we all look the same, 
don't you?

450
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:01,700
[ Laughter, applause ]

451
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:09,400
Remember when you were 1/2 
of the world's nerdiest couple?

452
00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:12,700
Oh, uh, Lisa... 
Yeah?

453
00:19:12,766 --> 00:19:16,066
...I really need your help 
with my history homework.

454
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:19,633
Well, Todd, you know if you 
sincerely need my help,

455
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,100
you can count on it.

456
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,633
Oh, good, because 
I'm studying all about...

457
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:24,700
underdeveloped nations!

458
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:26,800
Cut it out, Todd! 
Cut it out!

459
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,500
Stop it!

460
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,500
Underdeveloped much?

461
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:29,700
[ Gasps ]

462
00:19:29,766 --> 00:19:31,633
Why don't you go play 
in traffic?

463
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,833
You know, that's hysterical 
that you should mention traffic,

464
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,400
because here comes 
the Noogie Patrol!

465
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:36,766
Cut it out! 
Aah!

466
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,333
Cut it out!

467
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,333
Here's those fall noogies 
you ordered!

468
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,566
Cut it out! 
Our fall line!

469
00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:41,900
Oh, black and blue

470
00:19:41,966 --> 00:19:44,066
are gonna be the big colors 
this year, my dear!

471
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:46,166
Cut it out, Crater Face! 
Oh.

472
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,466
[ Doorbell rings ]

473
00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,466
What happened here?

474
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:48,966
Oh! 
Ah!

475
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,300
ABD Cooling Systems.

476
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:55,366
Oh, you must be 
the refrigerator repairman.

477
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:56,966
Yeah, where's -- Oh.

478
00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:59,033
[ Whistles ]

479
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,800
What a beauty!

480
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:03,700
An old Norge.

481
00:20:03,766 --> 00:20:05,533
You don't see many 
of these babes anymore.

482
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,400
No, not too often.

483
00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:09,466
[ Laughs ]

484
00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:09,466
[ Laughs ]

485
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:11,100
Not too often.

486
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,466
Yeah, that's --

487
00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:17,100
That's a rare sight, 
all right!

488
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,866
Well, the power's 
working okay.

489
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,200
I'm gonna turn around, 
see if I can get a look at her.

490
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:28,833
Yeah!

491
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,833
Yeah, you just keep -- Maybe 
you should look at it and turn.

492
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,033
Hey, Todd, you think 
we should offer him

493
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,700
some miniature marshmallows?

494
00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:39,466
No, I think maybe 
he might want the big ones.

495
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,900
I don't believe it.

496
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:46,133
Too bad u're not studying 
overdeveloped

497
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:46,133
nations.

498
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,900
I think maybe I'll switch to 
math and go into long division.

499
00:20:49,966 --> 00:20:51,300
[ Laughing ] Oh, Todd!

500
00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:55,200
You know, when I was a kid, 
homework wasn't so much fun.

501
00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:58,133
Lisa: Oh, we're just laughing 
at something funny

502
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,833
that happened 
on the way home from school.

503
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:04,333
Yeah! The moon came out 
surprisingly early.

504
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,533
[ Both laugh ]

505
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,633
Oh, Todd, no wisecracks!

506
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,233
Oh, nice!

507
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,333
[ Laughter ]

508
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,700
Ladies and gentlemen, please 
welcome Father Mike Semansky.

509
00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:21,100
[ "Ave Maria" plays ]

510
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,033
Hello.

511
00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:32,100
Oh, beautiful, beautiful 
choice of music there.

512
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,400
What joy.

513
00:21:34,466 --> 00:21:37,833
So much joy.

514
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:40,266
Hello. 
My name is Father Mike Semansky

515
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,566
from the Blessed Womb of Wisdom 
outside of Wilmette, Illinois.

516
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,300
[ Laughter, applause ]

517
00:21:46,366 --> 00:21:49,000
When Mr. William "Billy" Murray

518
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:51,700
contacted me 
about appearing tonight,

519
00:21:51,766 --> 00:21:53,100
I immediately sent a fax

520
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,533
to his answering machine 
in South Carolina,

521
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,100
and I said, "I'd be honored."

522
00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:00,166
[ Chuckles ]

523
00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:02,433
[ Laughter ]

524
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,033
Mr. Murray and I 
have a bit of a history.

525
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,566
I don't know 
if he remembers this,

526
00:22:06,633 --> 00:22:09,633
but we first met when I was 11.

527
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,633
I was an altar boy 
at a different parish --

528
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,600
the Blessed Angel 
of the Virginal Bedspread.

529
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,133
[ Laughter ]

530
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,300
Billy was just a tall, deadpan, 
Loyola high-school student,

531
00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:21,866
but even in those days, 
people could tell.

532
00:22:21,933 --> 00:22:24,000
They'd say, 
"I bet one day that guy

533
00:22:24,066 --> 00:22:27,366
is gonna turn down almost 
every project offered to him."

534
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,866
[ Laughter ]

535
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,200
Now, I only have 
a couple of minutes,

536
00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:34,633
so I wanted to get to, you know, 
the reason I'm here.

537
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,900
For years now, 
we at the Blessed Womb of Wisdom

538
00:22:37,966 --> 00:22:40,600
have given a scholarship 
in Mr. Murray's name.

539
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,366
I'll read you 
the descriptions here.

540
00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:43,900
[ Sniffs, clears throat ]

541
00:22:43,966 --> 00:22:45,566
"The Bill Murray 
scholarship fund

542
00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:47,133
is given to young men and women

543
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:52,100
exemplifying total respect 
for society and its institutions

544
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:57,800
by also showing zero respect for 
society and its institutions."

545
00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:02,033
The young people who are awarded 
the Bill Murray scholarship

546
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:06,100
enjoy a ceremony carefully 
designed by Mr. Murray himself.

547
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:10,666
Award-day activities include 
getting the children dressed up

548
00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:13,700
in Mr. Murray's 
usual golf attire"...

549
00:23:13,766 --> 00:23:16,200
That.

550
00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:19,800
"...and having them dropped off 
in the South Side of Chicago."

551
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:22,300
[ Laughter ]

552
00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:25,933
"Should they make it there 
alive,

553
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,600
or at least 
with golf attire still intact,

554
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,433
they are given 
a scholarship medal,

555
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:35,100
along with the famous 
Ron Santo Black Cat picture

556
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:38,900
at Shea Stadium 
signed by the cat."

557
00:23:40,766 --> 00:23:43,300
[ Laughter ]

558
00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:44,700
And, uh...

559
00:23:44,766 --> 00:23:48,100
[ Laughter ]

560
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,400
And Mr. Murray assures me

561
00:23:50,466 --> 00:23:53,466
that this is, indeed, 
the cat's signature.

562
00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,233
[ Laughter ]

563
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,733
Now, no money is awarded 
for this scholarship,

564
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,366
because Billy 
isn't about the money,

565
00:24:00,433 --> 00:24:03,866
even though, you know, 
he probably is.

566
00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:07,466
There's a reunion of scholarship 
winners every 30 years.

567
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:08,733
Winners are to approach this

568
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,900
with "Ghostbusters"-sequel 
decorum.

569
00:24:11,966 --> 00:24:14,300
Tell the others you'll do it 
if they do it.

570
00:24:14,366 --> 00:24:17,800
Then you string them along 
for a couple of decades

571
00:24:17,866 --> 00:24:20,966
and then kind of do it.

572
00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:22,600
[ Laughter ]

573
00:24:24,366 --> 00:24:26,500
[ Cheers and applause ]

574
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,466
All right, great. 
Great.

575
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,266
Now, uh, I have a confession.

576
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,033
I haven't seen "Caddyshack."

577
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,400
[ Audience groans ]

578
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,400
I know.

579
00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:41,366
But I have seen test footage 
of lab rats high on cocaine

580
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:44,700
trying to play golf, 
which, I understand, is close.

581
00:24:44,766 --> 00:24:47,333
[ Laughter ]

582
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,266
So, here's a clip of Mr. Murray

583
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:52,466
in a completely improvised scene 
from "Caddyshack."

584
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:53,566
Enjoy.

585
00:24:53,633 --> 00:24:55,166
[ Cheers and applause ]

586
00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:57,033
[ Thunder rumbles ]

587
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,300
What an incredible 
Cinderella story.

588
00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:01,966
This unknown 
comes out of nowhere

589
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:05,300
to lead the pack at Augusta.

590
00:25:05,366 --> 00:25:07,933
He's on his final hole.

591
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,433
He's about 455 yards away.

592
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,366
He's gonna hit about a 2-iron, 
I think.

593
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:18,266
Well, he got out of that.

594
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:21,066
The crowd is standing 
on its feet here at Augusta.

595
00:25:21,133 --> 00:25:23,400
The normally reserved 
Augusta crowd...

596
00:25:23,466 --> 00:25:25,166
going wild...

597
00:25:23,466 --> 00:25:25,166
[ Thunder rumbles ]

598
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:32,066
...for this young Cinderella 
who's come out of nowhere.

599
00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:34,366
He's got about 350 yards left.

600
00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:36,133
He's gonna hit about a 5-iron, 
I'd expect.

601
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,133
Don't you think?

602
00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:39,500
He's got a beautiful backswing.

603
00:25:39,566 --> 00:25:42,766
That's -- 
Oh! He got out of that one!

604
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,666
He's got to be pleased 
with that.

605
00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:47,166
The crowd 
is just on its feet here.

606
00:25:47,233 --> 00:25:49,700
He's a Cinderella boy.

607
00:25:49,766 --> 00:25:52,966
Tears in his eyes, I guess, 
as he lines up this last shot.

608
00:25:53,033 --> 00:25:55,466
He's got about 195 yards left,

609
00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:57,766
and he's got a -- Looks like 
he's got about an 8-iron.

610
00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:00,133
This crowd 
has gone deadly silent.

611
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,633
Cinderella story. 
Out of nowhere.

612
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:07,400
A former greenskeeper now about 
to become the Masters champion.

613
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,000
[ Grunts ]

614
00:26:10,066 --> 00:26:12,533
It looks like a mirac-- 
It's in the hole!

615
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,500
[ Applause ]

616
00:26:14,566 --> 00:26:16,000
Ladies and gentlemen,

617
00:26:16,066 --> 00:26:19,533
here's the incomparable 
Sigourney Weaver.

618
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,200
[ Applause ]

619
00:26:22,266 --> 00:26:24,266
Good evening, everybody.

620
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,233
Good evening, Murrays.

621
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:32,066
I first met Bill in 1984 
on Fifth Avenue and 42nd Street

622
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,366
outside the New York 
Public Library,

623
00:26:34,433 --> 00:26:37,833
where they were shooting 
a scene from "Ghostbusters."

624
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:41,900
I was playing Dana, 
Peter Venkman's love interest,

625
00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:45,366
which shows very poor judgment 
on Dana's part.

626
00:26:45,433 --> 00:26:46,566
[ Laughter ]

627
00:26:46,633 --> 00:26:48,433
And Ivan Reitman, our director,

628
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:51,600
told me to go introduce myself 
to Bill.

629
00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:54,566
And Bill was in a blue suit, 
looking very handsome,

630
00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:57,500
and I went over, and I said, 
"Hi. I'm Sigourney."

631
00:26:57,566 --> 00:27:00,700
And Bill said, "Hello...

632
00:27:00,766 --> 00:27:02,266
Susan."

633
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,733
[ Laughter ]

634
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,933
"Sue."

635
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,766
And he picked me up, 
threw me over his shoulder,

636
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,933
and walked down the street 
with me.

637
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,366
[ Laughter ]

638
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:15,066
Now, I'm almost 6 feet tall.

639
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:18,733
Nobody picks me up, 
and nobody calls me Sue.

640
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,033
[ Laughter ]

641
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,966
You made quite an impression 
on me.

642
00:27:23,033 --> 00:27:24,700
You little minx.

643
00:27:24,766 --> 00:27:26,100
[ Laughter ]

644
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:28,733
You know, I was pretty serious 
in those days,

645
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,166
and I felt it was my job 
to convince the audience

646
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:37,300
that there really were evil, 
possessed dogs inside my fridge.

647
00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:40,933
And Bill would see me off 
in a corner, you know,

648
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,800
preparing, you know?

649
00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:46,966
Trying to, you know, make 
the terror dogs real for myself,

650
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:51,333
and he would invariably find me 
and just tickle me

651
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,233
until Ivan Reitman said, 
"Action"...

652
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,700
[ Laughter ]

653
00:27:55,766 --> 00:27:58,200
...which was sometimes 
a few minutes.

654
00:27:58,266 --> 00:28:01,333
I'm always better 
after I've been tickled.

655
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,200
You know, I worked with Bill 
on two "Ghostbusters" movies.

656
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,100
Where the hell is

657
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,100
my

658
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,100
prize?

659
00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:10,933
[ Laughter, applause ]

660
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,633
Wait, wait, wait! 
Wait, wait!

661
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:15,333
I've always wanted 
to do this.

662
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,033
And...

663
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,700
the flowers 
are still standing!

664
00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:20,100
Okay, on my go signal.

665
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:23,133
Spengler, I want a confinement 
stream from you, okay?

666
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,233
Go!

667
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,433
Okay. 
Hold him up there.

668
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,666
He's gonna move. 
Hold him up.

669
00:28:26,733 --> 00:28:27,933
Go!

670
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,500
[ Slimer grunting ]

671
00:28:29,566 --> 00:28:30,833
It's working, Ray.

672
00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:32,166
Start bringing him down, 
start bringing him down.

673
00:28:32,233 --> 00:28:33,533
You got him. 
Don't cross the streams.

674
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,200
All right. 
Maybe now 
you'll never slime a guy

675
00:28:35,266 --> 00:28:36,900
with a positron collider, 
huh?

676
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:37,900
[ Slimer groans ]

677
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,033
Venkman, 
shorten your stream!

678
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,333
I don't want 
my face burned off!

679
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,700
All right, 
I'm opening the trap now.

680
00:28:42,766 --> 00:28:43,966
Don't look 
directly into the trap!

681
00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:47,400
I looked at the trap, 
Ray.

682
00:28:47,466 --> 00:28:49,433
Bring your streams off 
as soon as I close the trap.

683
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,566
Get ready.

684
00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:51,700
I'm closing it...

685
00:28:51,766 --> 00:28:52,966
now!

686
00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:58,133
[ Slimer screams ]

687
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,700
[ Trap beeping ]

688
00:29:02,966 --> 00:29:04,600
[ Trap beeping rapidly ]

689
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,600
[ Electricity crackles ]

690
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,300
It's in there.

691
00:29:13,366 --> 00:29:14,300
[ Foot tapping ]

692
00:29:14,366 --> 00:29:15,533
Hey.

693
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,066
[ Chuckles ]

694
00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:19,400
Well, that wasn't 
such a chore, now, was it?

695
00:29:21,566 --> 00:29:24,566
Mr. Smith, quickly. 
I want that door open now!

696
00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:26,233
Stand over there!

697
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,866
We came, we saw, 
we kicked its ass!

698
00:29:29,933 --> 00:29:31,066
Did you see it? 
What is it?

699
00:29:31,133 --> 00:29:32,666
We got it!

700
00:29:32,733 --> 00:29:34,700
What is it? 
Will there be any more of them?

701
00:29:34,766 --> 00:29:37,500
[ Coughs ] Sir, what you had 
there is what we refer to

702
00:29:37,566 --> 00:29:40,133
as a focused, non-terminal 
repeating phantasm,

703
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,233
or a class 5 
full-roaming vapor.

704
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,166
Real nasty one, too.

705
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,166
[ Coughs ]

706
00:29:44,233 --> 00:29:46,000
Now... 
[ Clears throat ]

707
00:29:46,066 --> 00:29:47,500
...let's talk seriously.

708
00:29:47,566 --> 00:29:49,000
Now, for the entrapment,

709
00:29:49,066 --> 00:29:51,000
we're gonna have to ask you 
for four big ones --

710
00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:52,266
$4,000 for that --

711
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,666
but we are having a special 
this week

712
00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:57,000
on proton charging 
and storage of the beast,

713
00:29:57,066 --> 00:29:59,566
and that's only gonna come 
to $1,000, fortunately.

714
00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:01,300
$5,000?

715
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,533
I had no idea 
it would be so much.

716
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,966
I won't pay it. 
-Oh, that's all right.

717
00:30:04,033 --> 00:30:05,633
We can just put it 
right back in there.

718
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:06,933
Thank you.

719
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:06,933
Oh, we certainly can, 
Dr. Venkman.

720
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,800
No, no, no, no!

721
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:11,266
All right! 
Anything.

722
00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:13,333
Thanks so much.

723
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,766
Please welcome 
Rhiannon Giddens.

724
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:19,233
Mark Twain was a child 
of the Mississippi,

725
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:22,733
and he grew into manhood working 
on a riverboat sidewheeler.

726
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,000
Inspired by his time 
on the Big Muddy,

727
00:30:25,066 --> 00:30:28,466
he changed his name 
from Sam Clemens to Mark Twain,

728
00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:31,433
which was a boatman's term 
for 2 fathoms deep.

729
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,666
This song is most certainly one 
that he would have heard

730
00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:35,300
on instruments just like this

731
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:37,600
and by people 
who looked just like us.

732
00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:40,866
Well, kind of just like us.

733
00:30:42,166 --> 00:30:44,700
♪♪

734
00:30:44,766 --> 00:30:53,933
♪ Hi-ho, de boatman row ♪

735
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:59,633
♪ Floatin' down the river ♪

736
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:07,433
♪ The Ohio ♪

737
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,733
♪ The boatman dance, 
the boatman sing ♪

738
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,700
♪ The boatman do just anything ♪

739
00:31:11,766 --> 00:31:13,666
♪ Never seen a pretty girl 
in my life ♪

740
00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:15,633
♪ But that she was 
some boatman's wife ♪

741
00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:17,766
♪ Dance, the boatman dance ♪

742
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,533
♪ Dance, the boatman dance ♪

743
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,600
♪ Stay out all night, 
in the broad daylight ♪

744
00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:24,600
♪ Come home with the gals 
in the morning ♪

745
00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:26,466
♪♪

746
00:31:48,466 --> 00:31:50,466
[ Music ends, 
cheers and applause ]

747
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,300
Twain's first published book 
contained the story

748
00:31:57,366 --> 00:31:59,833
of "Jim Smiley's 
Celebrated Jumping Frog

749
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,433
of Calaveras County."

750
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:05,400
It proves once again, as you've 
shown us so many times,

751
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:08,466
if you're super-smart, 
there's nothing holding you back

752
00:32:08,533 --> 00:32:11,166
from being really silly.

753
00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,466
♪♪

754
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:15,900
♪ Way down yonder 
in the yankety-yank ♪

755
00:32:15,966 --> 00:32:18,366
♪ A bullfrog 
jumped from bank to bank ♪

756
00:32:18,433 --> 00:32:22,400
♪ Just because he had 
nothing else to do ♪

757
00:32:22,466 --> 00:32:24,500
♪ He stubbed his toe, 
and in he fell ♪

758
00:32:24,566 --> 00:32:26,966
♪ And the neighbors all thought 
that he went to, well... ♪

759
00:32:27,033 --> 00:32:30,766
♪ Just because he had 
nothing else to do ♪

760
00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:34,233
♪ There's lots of folks just 
like this foolish frog of mine ♪

761
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,666
♪ Frog of mine ♪

762
00:32:35,733 --> 00:32:38,300
♪ Get himself in trouble 
just to pass the time ♪

763
00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:39,800
♪ Pass the time ♪

764
00:32:39,866 --> 00:32:43,766
♪ Devil always waits around 
just to catch the kind ♪

765
00:32:43,833 --> 00:32:47,833
♪ What ever have 
nothing else to do ♪

766
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,500
♪ Now, there's lots of frogs 
having powerful fun ♪

767
00:32:50,566 --> 00:32:52,400
♪ Spending their time 
in another frog's pond ♪

768
00:32:52,466 --> 00:32:56,333
♪ Why? Just because they got 
nothing else to do ♪

769
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,800
♪ Now, all you folks 
better listen to me ♪

770
00:32:58,866 --> 00:33:01,166
♪ You better stay home 
with your own family ♪

771
00:33:01,233 --> 00:33:05,100
♪ There you ought to have 
lots of work to do ♪

772
00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:08,266
♪ There's lots of folks just 
like this foolish frog of mine ♪

773
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:09,700
♪ Frog of mine ♪

774
00:33:09,766 --> 00:33:12,500
♪ Get himself in trouble 
just to pass the time ♪

775
00:33:12,566 --> 00:33:14,066
♪ Pass the time ♪

776
00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:17,966
♪ The devil always waits around 
just to catch the kind ♪

777
00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:22,166
♪ What ever have 
nothing else to do ♪

778
00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:25,000
♪ When they buried that frog, 
the preacher said ♪

779
00:33:25,066 --> 00:33:27,000
♪ "The reason why that poor frog 
is dead ♪

780
00:33:27,066 --> 00:33:31,533
♪ Why? Just because he had 
nothing else to do ♪

781
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,000
♪ And the consolation 
which the Good Book brings ♪

782
00:33:34,066 --> 00:33:36,300
♪ Said the frog with his habits 
never had any wings ♪

783
00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:40,666
♪ Why? Just because they had 
nothing else to do" ♪

784
00:33:40,733 --> 00:33:44,233
♪ There's lots of folks just 
like this foolish frog of mine ♪

785
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:45,666
♪ Frog of mine ♪

786
00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:48,300
♪ Get himself in trouble 
just to pass the time ♪

787
00:33:48,366 --> 00:33:49,800
♪ Pass the time ♪

788
00:33:49,866 --> 00:33:53,600
♪ Devil always waits around 
just to catch the kind ♪

789
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:57,800
♪ What ever had 
nothing else to do ♪

790
00:33:57,866 --> 00:34:00,400
♪ Now, all you people 
that hear this song ♪

791
00:34:00,466 --> 00:34:02,200
♪ You know why that poor frog 
went wrong ♪

792
00:34:02,266 --> 00:34:06,633
♪ Why? Just because he had 
nothing else to do ♪

793
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:08,699
♪ You better get busy 
on any kind of thing ♪

794
00:34:08,766 --> 00:34:10,766
♪ 'Cause when that big horn 
blows on Judgment Day ♪

795
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:14,866
♪ Well, then we all 
will have lots of work to do ♪

796
00:34:14,933 --> 00:34:18,466
♪ There's lots of folks just 
like this foolish frog of mine ♪

797
00:34:18,533 --> 00:34:19,900
♪ Frog of mine ♪

798
00:34:19,966 --> 00:34:22,333
♪ Get himself in trouble 
just to pass the time ♪

799
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,900
♪ Pass the time ♪

800
00:34:23,966 --> 00:34:27,800
♪ The devil always waits around 
just to catch the kind ♪

801
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:31,833
♪ What ever has 
nothing else to do ♪

802
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,066
[ Tempo increases ]

803
00:34:52,233 --> 00:34:54,366
[ Music ends, 
cheers and applause ]

804
00:35:06,733 --> 00:35:10,066
♪♪

805
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:12,600
She's the leading actress 
of her generation --

806
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,600
Academy-Award-nominee 
Emma Stone.

807
00:35:15,666 --> 00:35:17,600
[ Applause ]

808
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,700
You know, every so often, 
you get to work with somebody

809
00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:23,866
who completely changes 
the game...

810
00:35:23,933 --> 00:35:26,733
an actor that makes you 
a better actor.

811
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,300
They bring 
such an awe-inspiring power

812
00:35:29,366 --> 00:35:31,900
that it just sparks creativity 
in everyone around them.

813
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:33,800
And when you find 
someone like this,

814
00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:36,200
you make sure to work with them 
multiple times.

815
00:35:36,266 --> 00:35:38,533
And I'm, of course, 
talking about Ryan Gosling.

816
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,066
[ Laughter ]

817
00:35:40,133 --> 00:35:41,866
Oh! It's --

818
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,200
Also -- Okay.

819
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,633
So, I've had 
the great good fortune

820
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:47,266
of working with Bill, too, 
more than once.

821
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:50,900
And aside from 
his incredible comedy skills,

822
00:35:50,966 --> 00:35:54,533
he brings a kind of generosity 
and caring to his work

823
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,566
and all around him 
that not all possess.

824
00:35:57,633 --> 00:35:58,933
One time, 
I was working with Bill,

825
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,866
and I was going through a period 
where I was pretty down,

826
00:36:01,933 --> 00:36:03,333
and he picked up on it.

827
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,633
So he started bringing me gifts.

828
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,100
Maui onion potato chips 
on Monday,

829
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,800
some flip-flop slippers 
on a Tuesday,

830
00:36:10,866 --> 00:36:12,366
a special mud mask,

831
00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:16,533
because I have pretty terrible 
acne sometimes, on a Wednesday.

832
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,300
Thursday, I don't really know 
if it's actually legal

833
00:36:19,366 --> 00:36:21,166
for me to talk about, 
so we'll just...

834
00:36:21,233 --> 00:36:25,700
Anyway, my personal favorite was 
the gift he brought on Friday.

835
00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:28,100
Thank you.

836
00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:29,700
[ Laughter ]

837
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,233
I love it.

838
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,600
[ Applause ]

839
00:36:37,566 --> 00:36:40,933
Now I want to get serious, 
all right?

840
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,533
One story that captures

841
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,233
the unpredictable side 
of Bill Murray

842
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:46,833
is in the new book 
"The Tao of Bill Murray."

843
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:50,800
And when I think 
of ancient Eastern philosophy,

844
00:36:50,866 --> 00:36:54,966
the first thing that comes 
to my mind is Bill Murray.

845
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:58,833
You got a lot going on.

846
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:02,566
When Bill was in Japan working 
on "Lost in Translation,"

847
00:37:02,633 --> 00:37:04,233
he brought along 
an old phrase book

848
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,200
called "Making Out in Japanese."

849
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,866
[ Laughter ]

850
00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:11,000
And it had various phrases 
for lovers, such as,

851
00:37:11,066 --> 00:37:12,966
"You have a beautiful body,"

852
00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:14,966
"I don't want 
to get married yet,"

853
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:17,000
and, "Do your parents 
know about me?"

854
00:37:17,066 --> 00:37:18,233
[ Laughter ]

855
00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,333
His favorite place 
to try out his new sayings

856
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,300
was while ordering dinner 
at the sushi bar.

857
00:37:24,366 --> 00:37:27,600
Those poor chefs -- 
or, lucky chefs, maybe.

858
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:30,033
Bill learned another expression 
that came in handy...

859
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:33,766
[Speaking Japanese]

860
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,100
Did I say that right?

861
00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:36,400
Can you say it?

862
00:37:36,466 --> 00:37:40,300
[ Speaking Japanese ]

863
00:37:40,366 --> 00:37:42,466
[ Laughter ]

864
00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:43,966
Eh?

865
00:37:44,033 --> 00:37:46,800
It's the last thing 
that a Yakuza hit man says

866
00:37:46,866 --> 00:37:48,166
before he strikes.

867
00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:49,866
[ Laughter ]

868
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,566
So, early one morning,

869
00:37:52,633 --> 00:37:54,766
Bill's getting ready 
for a scene in the hotel,

870
00:37:54,833 --> 00:37:56,300
and he's got his earbuds in.

871
00:37:56,366 --> 00:37:57,733
The music is cranked.

872
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,266
He's singing loudly to The 
Beatles at 5:30 in the morning,

873
00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:05,133
and his angelic voice woke up 
a hotel guest, who comes out,

874
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,366
and he starts yelling at Bill 
to keep the noise down.

875
00:38:07,433 --> 00:38:11,900
So Bill turns, he looks at him, 
and he says...

876
00:38:11,966 --> 00:38:14,333
[ Speaking Japanese ]

877
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,133
[ Laughter ]

878
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,333
The guy goes completely white, 
and he runs back into his room.

879
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,466
The tranation in the book 
that Bill was reading was,

880
00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:25,533
"Who do you think 
you're talking to?"

881
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,800
The actual meaning was, 
"Now you're going to die."

882
00:38:28,866 --> 00:38:30,066
[ Laughter ]

883
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:38,533
So, let's watch a little bit 
of Bill's amazing performance

884
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,866
in "Lost in Translation."

885
00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:40,933
[ Applause ]

886
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,466
Director: 
[ Speaking Japanese ]

887
00:39:00,633 --> 00:39:06,933
Uh, he wants you to turn, 
look in camera, okay?

888
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,400
That's all he said?

889
00:39:08,466 --> 00:39:11,000
Yes, turn to camera.

890
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,000
All right, 
does he want me to --

891
00:39:15,066 --> 00:39:18,866
to turn from the right 
or...

892
00:39:18,933 --> 00:39:20,633
turn from the left?

893
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:22,166
[ Speaking Japanese ]

894
00:39:33,033 --> 00:39:34,833
[ Speaking Japanese ]

895
00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:50,466
Right side 
and with intensity.

896
00:39:50,533 --> 00:39:51,866
Okay?

897
00:39:51,933 --> 00:39:53,333
Is that everything?

898
00:39:51,933 --> 00:39:53,333
Mm-hmm.

899
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,566
It seemed like he said 
quite a bit more than that.

900
00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:57,533
[ Speaking Japanese ]

901
00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:12,366
Like an old friend 
and into the camera.

902
00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:13,733
Okay.

903
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,900
Director: [ Speaking Japanese ]

904
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,900
[ Clears throat ]

905
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,766
"It's Suntory time."

906
00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:21,266
Okay?

907
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,633
Okay. 
Okay?

908
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,266
[ Shouting in Japanese ]

909
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:28,533
[ Men shouting in Japanese ]

910
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,666
[ Shouting in Japanese ]

911
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:42,000
For relaxing times, 
make it Suntory time.

912
00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:43,133
[ Shouting in Japanese ]

913
00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:46,833
[ Speaking Japanese ]

914
00:40:54,800 --> 00:41:01,100
Uh, could you do it slower 
and with more intensity?

915
00:41:04,866 --> 00:41:07,033
Suntory time.

916
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:10,233
[ Shouting in Japanese ]

917
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,300
[ Men shouting in Japanese ]

918
00:41:11,366 --> 00:41:12,566
[ Shouting in Japanese ]

919
00:41:12,633 --> 00:41:14,166
[ Clapperboard clicks ]

920
00:41:12,633 --> 00:41:14,166
[ Shouting in Japanese ]

921
00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:27,066
For relaxing times...

922
00:41:27,133 --> 00:41:29,200
make it Suntory time.

923
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:35,433
[ Shouting in Japanese ]

924
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:39,133
♪♪

925
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,233
In the tradition of Mark Twain,

926
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:43,500
he's an observer 
of the American scene --

927
00:41:43,566 --> 00:41:45,466
Roy Blount Jr.

928
00:41:47,466 --> 00:41:54,166
Uh, this award is named 
for a writer of novels

929
00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:57,500
and essays and travel books 
and so on.

930
00:41:57,566 --> 00:41:59,433
God forbid it should be awarded

931
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:06,166
to

932
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:06,166
a writer of novels, 
travel books, and so on.

933
00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:09,200
But Bill Murray has this 
in common with Mark Twain --

934
00:42:09,266 --> 00:42:12,366
He makes up his own stuff.

935
00:42:12,433 --> 00:42:16,766
A script to Bill Murray is 
a chance to say something else.

936
00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,966
[ Laughter ]

937
00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:24,700
We're on the set 
of "Larger Than Life,"

938
00:42:24,766 --> 00:42:27,966
a movie that I, so to speak, 
wrote.

939
00:42:28,033 --> 00:42:32,666
The co-stars 
are Bill Murray and Tai.

940
00:42:32,733 --> 00:42:34,866
Now, I don't know 
if you know Tai's work or not,

941
00:42:34,933 --> 00:42:38,400
but on Tai's imdb.com page,

942
00:42:38,466 --> 00:42:41,866
it says "Trivia" 
and just one note.

943
00:42:41,933 --> 00:42:45,633
"Trivia: Is an elephant."

944
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:46,800
[ Laughter ]

945
00:42:46,866 --> 00:42:49,766
We're out in the middle of Utah,

946
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:52,066
out in the desert, 
somewhere on the highway,

947
00:42:52,133 --> 00:42:53,966
where there's a big scene 
we got to shoot.

948
00:42:54,033 --> 00:42:56,300
The timing's 
got to be just right.

949
00:42:56,366 --> 00:43:00,500
And Bill brings out a boom box

950
00:43:00,566 --> 00:43:07,033
and starts leading everyone 
in singing "YMCA."

951
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:09,200
You know -- 
all the set, all the crew,

952
00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:12,333
all the cast, all the, you know, 
Teamsters hanging around.

953
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,633
Whoever's there.

954
00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:15,333
Just some people 
wandered up out of the desert.

955
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,866
We're all going -- 
doing "Y-M-C-A"...

956
00:43:17,933 --> 00:43:21,433
except for Tai.

957
00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:24,500
You know, 
as great a talent as Tai is,

958
00:43:24,566 --> 00:43:27,766
she is an elephant.

959
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:31,233
But about the third time 
through, I look --

960
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,133
I'm standing next to Tai.

961
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,033
And, you know, 
she doesn't do it in a big way.

962
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,100
She doesn't do it in a loud way.

963
00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:38,900
But she puts her trunk up

964
00:43:38,966 --> 00:43:43,133
and trumpets something 
that sounds a lot like "Y."

965
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,400
And then she does a kind 
of humph that's close to an "M."

966
00:43:47,466 --> 00:43:53,000
She can't do much with "C," 
but then she does a little "A."

967
00:43:53,066 --> 00:43:55,466
Just a little soft trumpet 
of "A."

968
00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:58,000
So don't ever let 
anybody tell you

969
00:43:58,066 --> 00:44:00,866
that Bill Murray 
is not a man of letters.

970
00:44:00,933 --> 00:44:02,133
[ Laughter ]

971
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,566
Now, Bill 
is a serious sports guy.

972
00:44:07,633 --> 00:44:08,866
How serious?

973
00:44:08,933 --> 00:44:12,766
Back in 1994, 
I helped him work up a bunch --

974
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:18,500
a series of spots for the 
National Basketball Association.

975
00:44:18,566 --> 00:44:23,233
Bill Murray 
wanted to play in the NBA.

976
00:44:24,666 --> 00:44:27,933
There is one more NBA story 
we want to touch on this week --

977
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,266
our continuing coverage

978
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,900
of Bill Murray's attempt 
to play in the NBA.

979
00:44:31,966 --> 00:44:34,566
Just to refresh your memory, 
it was last November 12th

980
00:44:34,633 --> 00:44:36,166
that Murray shocked 
the movie world

981
00:44:36,233 --> 00:44:37,866
by making this announcement.

982
00:44:37,933 --> 00:44:41,633
I have decided to retire 
from the field of entertainment

983
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:45,233
so that I may pursue a dream.

984
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:48,000
I want to play in the NBA.

985
00:44:48,066 --> 00:44:49,933
[ Men chanting ]

986
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,300
It's like a religion with me.

987
00:44:52,366 --> 00:44:55,833
I believe in myself. 
I'm there for me.

988
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:58,600
I believe in the ball,

989
00:44:58,666 --> 00:45:01,533
and the ball is there for me.

990
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,666
I believe in the court,

991
00:45:03,733 --> 00:45:07,133
but I just can't find the court.

992
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,933
I have a ball.

993
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,800
And I'm here.

994
00:45:10,866 --> 00:45:13,566
I just can't find my court.

995
00:45:13,633 --> 00:45:17,066
I know it's out there... 
somewhere.

996
00:45:17,133 --> 00:45:19,800
Ahmad: Unlike most NBA players 
who spend their time in gyms,

997
00:45:19,866 --> 00:45:21,966
training against 
top NBA competition,

998
00:45:22,033 --> 00:45:25,500
Murray instead found his own 
NBA hopefuls to work out with.

999
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,366
I got a foul.

1000
00:45:28,433 --> 00:45:30,266
Foul? 
Right here.

1001
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:31,533
It wouldn't have been a foul 
if you made the shot.

1002
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,966
It's the first one 
I've called, man. Come on.

1003
00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:34,100
When I get to a town,

1004
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,300
I'm just gonna go find 
a farmers' market,

1005
00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:37,300
go get fresh vegetables 
and juice.

1006
00:45:37,366 --> 00:45:38,833
I got 
a really powerful will,

1007
00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:42,533
but I just don't know where to 
direct it sometimes, you know?

1008
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,100
Like, I knew I was hungry

1009
00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:46,333
and I knew I had to get food 
and I did, you know?

1010
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,466
That's an example 
of my willpower.

1011
00:45:48,533 --> 00:45:49,766
You know, 
it's just that I --

1012
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,866
You know, I didn't have time

1013
00:45:50,933 --> 00:45:53,066
to go get the vegetables 
this morning.

1014
00:45:53,133 --> 00:45:54,866
Reporter: 
Why are you doing this?

1015
00:45:54,933 --> 00:45:58,800
I have achieved everything 
possible in my own field.

1016
00:45:58,866 --> 00:46:01,200
I am at the pinnacle 
of my industry,

1017
00:46:01,266 --> 00:46:03,133
and I have nothing else 
to prove.

1018
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,433
Reporter #2: 
Did you ever win an Oscar?

1019
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,033
[ Camera shutters clicking ]

1020
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:08,033
No, not an Oscar. No.

1021
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:09,400
Were you ever nominated?

1022
00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:12,266
No, I didn't wi-- 
I wasn't nominated, either, no.

1023
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:15,000
At this stage in his attempt 
to play in the NBA,

1024
00:46:15,066 --> 00:46:17,733
it was hard for even me 
to take him seriously.

1025
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,833
He had been practicing 
against inferior talent

1026
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:21,566
and failed to show this reporter

1027
00:46:21,633 --> 00:46:23,733
anything close 
to big-league ability.

1028
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,200
But every time 
I spoke with Murray,

1029
00:46:25,266 --> 00:46:27,766
his confidence and determination 
never wavered.

1030
00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:31,200
Aaaah! Aah!

1031
00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:32,733
And a foul.

1032
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,700
I got this here.

1033
00:46:38,766 --> 00:46:40,366
That's a pass.

1034
00:46:40,433 --> 00:46:43,666
I finally caught up with him 
on a small farm in Missouri.

1035
00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:45,666
And here's that interview.

1036
00:46:45,733 --> 00:46:48,366
You didn't make it 
in the NBA, Bill.

1037
00:46:48,433 --> 00:46:49,866
They say you got no game.

1038
00:46:48,433 --> 00:46:49,866
[ Train whistle blows ]

1039
00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:53,766
Well, maybe it's 
like Red Auerbach said --

1040
00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,800
"Fella ain't got 
a game of his own,

1041
00:46:55,866 --> 00:46:58,433
just a little piece 
of a big game --

1042
00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:01,900
the one big game 
that belongs to everybody."

1043
00:47:01,966 --> 00:47:03,933
And then... 
And then what?

1044
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,800
Then it don't matter.

1045
00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:10,033
I'll be all around in the dark, 
everywhere there's a game.

1046
00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:12,300
Wherever there's 
a fight, men diving,

1047
00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:15,766
scrambling for a loose ball, 
I'll be there.

1048
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,400
Wherever a little man catches 
an elbow on his way to the hole,

1049
00:47:18,466 --> 00:47:20,200
I'll be there.

1050
00:47:20,266 --> 00:47:21,833
I'll be in 
the way guys whine

1051
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:23,433
when they act 
like they've been fouled,

1052
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,200
and I'll be in 
the way a kid smiles

1053
00:47:25,266 --> 00:47:27,333
when his hero 
drains the three.

1054
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,533
And when a team clinches at home 
on an alley-oop thunder dunk

1055
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,466
and everybody's 
on their feet yelling,

1056
00:47:32,533 --> 00:47:35,533
blocking the TV set, 
I'll be there, too.

1057
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,100
I don't understand it, Bill.

1058
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:39,900
Me neither, Ahmad.

1059
00:47:41,633 --> 00:47:44,366
It's just something 
I've been thinking about.

1060
00:47:44,433 --> 00:47:47,066
So, to Bill Murray, 
we congratulate you

1061
00:47:47,133 --> 00:47:49,933
on at least going out 
and giving a try.

1062
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,500
[ Cheers and applause ]

1063
00:47:52,566 --> 00:47:54,833
Please welcome Bill Hader.

1064
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:57,933
[ "Wedding Bell Blues" plays ]

1065
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Bill Murray is famous 
for photobombing life,

1066
00:48:02,066 --> 00:48:04,700
showing up at random times 
in other people's lives

1067
00:48:04,766 --> 00:48:06,266
and leaving them 
with the phrase,

1068
00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:08,333
"Nobody will ever believe you."

1069
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,466
[ Laughter ]

1070
00:48:09,533 --> 00:48:12,766
He once joined 
in a hipster kickball game

1071
00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,000
on Roosevelt Island, 
and no one knew it was Bill

1072
00:48:15,066 --> 00:48:17,766
until he was tagged out 
at second base.

1073
00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:20,466
[ Laughter ]

1074
00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:23,300
Another time, 
he crashed an engagement photo

1075
00:48:23,366 --> 00:48:24,866
of two perfect strangers.

1076
00:48:24,933 --> 00:48:27,000
[ Laughter ]

1077
00:48:27,066 --> 00:48:29,366
[ Laughs ]

1078
00:48:35,033 --> 00:48:37,200
I hadn't seen the photo yet. 
That's good.

1079
00:48:37,266 --> 00:48:38,733
[ Laughter ]

1080
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,166
And if you're ever wondering,

1081
00:48:40,233 --> 00:48:42,833
"When is someone 
finally going to try reading

1082
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:45,400
Emily Dickinson 
to a crew of hard hats?"

1083
00:48:45,466 --> 00:48:47,633
well, here he is, 
doing that very thing

1084
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:50,433
at the Poets House 
across from Ground Zero.

1085
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:53,266
[ Laughter ]

1086
00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:56,166
That's the beauty of Bill. 
To him, life is a party,

1087
00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:59,700
the world is an improv stage, 
and we are all in his show.

1088
00:48:59,766 --> 00:49:02,600
This next clip looks 
so much like real life

1089
00:49:02,666 --> 00:49:06,133
that you might come away saying, 
"Well, maybe it is."

1090
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,066
I'm referring to, of course, 
"Coffee and Cigarettes"

1091
00:49:09,133 --> 00:49:13,533
and the scene with 
the Wu-Tang Clan's RZA and GZA.

1092
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,033
[ Applause ]

1093
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:17,666
Bill: Anybody 
need more coffee? 
Kitchen's closing.

1094
00:49:17,733 --> 00:49:19,666
Nah, man, 
we don't mess with caffeine.

1095
00:49:19,733 --> 00:49:21,500
You don't?

1096
00:49:19,733 --> 00:49:21,500
No, I don't.

1097
00:49:21,566 --> 00:49:24,733
Don't you know caffeine 
can cause serious delirium?

1098
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,433
Delirium?

1099
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,433
Serious

1100
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,433
delirium?

1101
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:27,966
Now

1102
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:27,966
you tell me.

1103
00:49:28,033 --> 00:49:31,900
Well, that may be 
my problem -- delirium.

1104
00:49:31,966 --> 00:49:33,833
Hmm. Whatever.

1105
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:35,733
Ohh.

1106
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,000
Aren't you 
Bill Murray, man?

1107
00:49:38,066 --> 00:49:40,100
That's Bill -- 
Bill Murray?

1108
00:49:40,166 --> 00:49:41,366
Yeah, I'm Bill Murray.

1109
00:49:41,433 --> 00:49:44,233
But, uh, let's keep that 
just between us, all right?

1110
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:47,100
Bill Murray.

1111
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:47,100
Yo, yo.

1112
00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:48,233
Just between us.

1113
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:53,666
Uh, and you guys 
are, uh...related?

1114
00:49:53,733 --> 00:49:55,900
Yeah, we cousins. 
We family, man.

1115
00:49:55,966 --> 00:49:57,533
Yeah, no, but 
you're messing with me, though,

1116
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,000
because you're -- 
you're both troublemakers.

1117
00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:01,466
Troublemakers?

1118
00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:01,466
Troublemakers?

1119
00:50:01,533 --> 00:50:03,166
The Wu-Tang Clan.

1120
00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:04,833
Right, Wu-Tang Clan.

1121
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:07,966
You're GZA, the genius.

1122
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:07,966
That's right.

1123
00:50:08,033 --> 00:50:09,400
And you're RZA.

1124
00:50:09,466 --> 00:50:12,500
AKA [imitates beeping]

1125
00:50:12,566 --> 00:50:13,466
Bobby Digital.

1126
00:50:13,533 --> 00:50:15,366
Yeah, he knows 
hip-hop, yo.

1127
00:50:15,433 --> 00:50:17,666
He knows hip-hop.

1128
00:50:15,433 --> 00:50:17,666
And you're Bill Murray.

1129
00:50:17,733 --> 00:50:22,666
Bill "Groundhog Day, 
Ghostbusting-ass" Murray.

1130
00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:24,266
Who you gonna call?

1131
00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:24,266
I know that.

1132
00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:25,833
Just don't tell anybody.

1133
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:27,766
What you mean, don't 
tell nobody, Bill Murray?

1134
00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:29,033
I mean, people 
are gonna come in.

1135
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:30,466
They're gonna see you. 
You're Bill Murray.

1136
00:50:30,533 --> 00:50:31,633
It's obvious.

1137
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,833
Unless you wearing 
a disguise or something.

1138
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,333
Well, I am wearing 
kind of a disguise.

1139
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,700
[ Laughs ]

1140
00:50:38,766 --> 00:50:41,366
Damn, 
that's harsh, money.

1141
00:50:41,433 --> 00:50:44,833
You're a real caffeine junkie, 
aren't you?

1142
00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:46,333
Let's just keep it down, 
just between us.

1143
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,466
Cheers, man.

1144
00:50:47,533 --> 00:50:51,366
[ Music plays softly ]

1145
00:50:51,433 --> 00:50:54,366
[ Up-tempo music plays ]

1146
00:50:54,433 --> 00:50:56,000
Ladies and gentlemen,

1147
00:50:56,066 --> 00:50:59,233
please welcome 
Jason Schwartzman.

1148
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:02,800
[ Applause ]

1149
00:51:02,866 --> 00:51:07,666
"The Grand Budapest Hotel," 
"Fantastic Mr. Fox,"

1150
00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:11,133
"The Darjeeling Limited," 
"The Royal Tenenbaums,"

1151
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,700
"Moonrise Kingdom," 
and of course, "Rushmore."

1152
00:51:15,766 --> 00:51:18,500
[ Cheers and applause ]

1153
00:51:21,566 --> 00:51:22,900
Thank you.

1154
00:51:22,966 --> 00:51:25,366
I've had the pleasure 
of making five films with Bill

1155
00:51:25,433 --> 00:51:27,733
under the direction 
of Wes Anderson.

1156
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,100
[ Laughter ]

1157
00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:31,800
I turned 18 years old 
when Bill and I made "Rushmore,"

1158
00:51:31,866 --> 00:51:33,400
and I'll never forget -- 
Bill took me aside,

1159
00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:36,333
and he said, 
"Jason...Schwartzman"...

1160
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,566
[ Laughter ]

1161
00:51:38,633 --> 00:51:41,433
..."you're a man now --

1162
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:43,300
a Schwartz-man."

1163
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:44,733
[ Laughter ]

1164
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,533
"Start acting like it."

1165
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,566
Bill was always very good to me.

1166
00:51:48,633 --> 00:51:50,600
That's why, when they asked me 
to be here tonight

1167
00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:52,066
to pay tribute to him,

1168
00:51:52,133 --> 00:51:53,733
I didn't even give it 
a second thought.

1169
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,900
[ Laughter ]

1170
00:51:54,966 --> 00:51:56,400
I dropped everything

1171
00:51:56,466 --> 00:51:58,566
to let this man know 
how much I care.

1172
00:51:58,633 --> 00:52:00,000
I love you, Bill.

1173
00:52:00,066 --> 00:52:01,566
[ Laughter ]

1174
00:52:01,633 --> 00:52:04,266
Wes Anderson had been a fan 
of Bill Murray his whole life.

1175
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:07,500
He dressed up 
as Peter Venkman for Halloween.

1176
00:52:07,566 --> 00:52:11,000
And how many guys 
in their mid 40s can say that,

1177
00:52:11,066 --> 00:52:13,666
besides all of them?

1178
00:52:11,066 --> 00:52:13,666
[ Laughter ]

1179
00:52:13,733 --> 00:52:16,033
So when the time was right 
in Wes' career,

1180
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,466
he sent Bill a script.

1181
00:52:17,533 --> 00:52:19,433
What Bill read was "Rushmore,"

1182
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:21,533
the low-key story 
of a depressed millionaire

1183
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,333
locked in romantic combat

1184
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,000
with a seriously underachieving 
private-school student...

1185
00:52:27,066 --> 00:52:29,433
battling for the affections 
of a teacher.

1186
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,133
Bill and Wes went on to make 
six more movies together,

1187
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,633
and counting.

1188
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:36,233
Here's a look 
at what we've done so far.

1189
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,733
Supposedly, Cousteau 
and his cronies

1190
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,900
invented the idea of putting 
walkie-talkies into the helmet.

1191
00:52:43,966 --> 00:52:46,366
But we made ours with a special 
rabbit ear on the top

1192
00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:48,800
so we could pipe in 
some music.

1193
00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:50,733
[ Techno music plays ]

1194
00:52:56,733 --> 00:52:59,100
That's it. 
I'm gonna fight you, Steve.

1195
00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:01,900
Aah. Ohh!

1196
00:53:01,966 --> 00:53:04,233
You never say, 
"I'm gonna fight you, Steve."

1197
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:07,633
You just smile and act natural, 
and then you sucker-punch him.

1198
00:53:07,700 --> 00:53:09,900
You fight your way, 
and I'll fight mine.

1199
00:53:09,966 --> 00:53:11,833
Oh, listen, Ned, 
don't you try to --

1200
00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:13,133
Oh!

1201
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,700
[ Thud ]

1202
00:53:15,766 --> 00:53:18,466
Warm up the motor. 
I'll be right back.

1203
00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:20,466
Hold it right there.

1204
00:53:20,533 --> 00:53:22,133
You're not leaving 
this island.

1205
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,933
Our daughter has been abducted 
by one of these beige lunatics.

1206
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,766
Walt, it's very clear,

1207
00:53:26,833 --> 00:53:29,366
the two of them 
conspired in this together.

1208
00:53:29,433 --> 00:53:30,833
Don't worry, Mr. Bishop. 
She'll be safe.

1209
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,466
Sam's got 
excellent wilderness skills.

1210
00:53:32,533 --> 00:53:35,166
Why can't you control 
your scouts?!

1211
00:53:37,133 --> 00:53:38,666
Well, I'm tr-- 
I'm trying.

1212
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,000
Whoa, whoa! Hey!

1213
00:53:42,066 --> 00:53:43,900
Walt, stop it! 
Stop it!

1214
00:53:43,966 --> 00:53:47,533
Stop it! Stop it!

1215
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,466
Hey, amigo.

1216
00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:54,866
Max: So, who gave you 
the shiner?

1217
00:53:54,933 --> 00:53:57,566
Either Ronny or Donny.

1218
00:53:57,633 --> 00:53:59,566
Can't tell the difference 
anymore.

1219
00:54:01,766 --> 00:54:03,833
Well, whichever one it was 
really clocked you.

1220
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,333
Mm.

1221
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,100
Kids don't like it when 
their parents get divorced.

1222
00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:10,766
I don't blame them.

1223
00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:12,366
Neither do I.

1224
00:54:12,433 --> 00:54:14,766
[ Elevator bell dings ]

1225
00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:17,633
[ Elevator doors creak ]

1226
00:54:20,266 --> 00:54:22,300
[ Elevator doors creak shut ]

1227
00:54:22,366 --> 00:54:24,700
[ Elevator motor whirring ]

1228
00:54:24,766 --> 00:54:26,566
[ Sighs ]

1229
00:54:26,633 --> 00:54:28,600
How is she?

1230
00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:31,133
I really wouldn't know.

1231
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,366
Why not?

1232
00:54:32,433 --> 00:54:33,800
I haven't seen her 
in six weeks.

1233
00:54:33,866 --> 00:54:35,433
Hmm.

1234
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,066
She's sweet, 
but she's .... up.

1235
00:54:40,766 --> 00:54:41,933
[ Elevator dings ]

1236
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,266
Adios, muchacho.

1237
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,466
Hey, are you okay?

1238
00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:50,000
Mm, I'm a little bit lonely 
these days.

1239
00:54:50,066 --> 00:54:51,233
[ Applause ]

1240
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:53,166
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

1241
00:54:53,233 --> 00:54:56,500
He's Bill Murray's earliest 
and lifelong collaborator --

1242
00:54:56,566 --> 00:54:58,500
Brian Doyle-Murray.

1243
00:54:58,566 --> 00:55:02,133
[ Music fades ]

1244
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,566
Bill has been closely tied to 
sports as a player and a fan.

1245
00:55:06,633 --> 00:55:11,066
He even named his first born 
Homer -- Homer Banks Murray,

1246
00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:14,000
not after the Greek epic poet,

1247
00:55:14,066 --> 00:55:16,100
but for the act 
of hitting the ball

1248
00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:17,600
and touching them all,

1249
00:55:17,666 --> 00:55:21,133
and Mr. Cub, Ernie Banks.

1250
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,100
[ Cheers and applause ]

1251
00:55:26,933 --> 00:55:30,500
In golf, he can still strike 
a long drive off the tee.

1252
00:55:30,566 --> 00:55:32,833
Bill partnered with D.A. Points

1253
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:36,533
and won the Pebble Beach Pro-Am 
in 2013.

1254
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,000
[ Cheers and applause ]

1255
00:55:42,633 --> 00:55:45,333
Once, while playing in 
a charity tournament with Bill,

1256
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,000
we came to a par-three

1257
00:55:47,066 --> 00:55:49,433
where the player with the shot 
closest to the pin

1258
00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:51,166
would win a guitar

1259
00:55:51,233 --> 00:55:55,033
signed by Jerry Garcia 
of the Grateful Dead.

1260
00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:57,300
From the tee, 
you could see the small sign

1261
00:55:57,366 --> 00:55:59,500
marking 
the current closest shot.

1262
00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:02,033
Well, I hit a beautiful shot

1263
00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:04,133
that landed 
on the right side of the green,

1264
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,433
then rolled left,

1265
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:07,066
working its way 
towards the hole,

1266
00:56:07,133 --> 00:56:10,366
only to stop 
a foot short of that sign.

1267
00:56:10,433 --> 00:56:13,800
I sighed, and Bill remarked,

1268
00:56:13,866 --> 00:56:15,766
"Close, but no guitar."

1269
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:18,666
[ Laughter ]

1270
00:56:18,733 --> 00:56:20,166
Now, I'm well aware 
that I was born

1271
00:56:20,233 --> 00:56:22,066
the year the Cubs 
last won the pennant.

1272
00:56:22,133 --> 00:56:25,100
And I've always said 
that like Mark Twain,

1273
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:27,933
who was born when Halley's Comet 
passed over

1274
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,833
and then died the next time 
it streaked by the Earth,

1275
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,966
I may have to give my life

1276
00:56:33,033 --> 00:56:34,700
for the Cubs to win 
the pennant again.

1277
00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:36,400
[ Laughter ]

1278
00:56:36,466 --> 00:56:38,666
[ Cheers and applause ]

1279
00:56:40,833 --> 00:56:43,366
Well, I said 
I would take that deal

1280
00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:46,033
as long as I can stick around 
for the World Series.

1281
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:48,033
I'm still here!

1282
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:51,000
[ Cheers and applause ]

1283
00:56:53,433 --> 00:56:58,766
♪ Now, this could only happen 
to a guy like me ♪

1284
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,433
[ Crowd cheering ]

1285
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:04,200
♪ And only happen 
in a town like this ♪

1286
00:57:04,266 --> 00:57:10,033
♪ And so I say to each of you 
most gratefully ♪

1287
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:16,033
♪ As I blow each one of you 
a kiss ♪

1288
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:20,333
A-one, a-two, a-three!

1289
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:25,566
♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪

1290
00:57:25,633 --> 00:57:30,000
♪ Take me out with the crowd ♪

1291
00:57:30,066 --> 00:57:35,066
♪ Buy me some peanuts 
and Cracker Jacks ♪

1292
00:57:35,133 --> 00:57:39,233
♪ I don't care 
if I ever get back ♪

1293
00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:44,666
♪ So it's root, root, root 
for Chicago ♪

1294
00:57:44,733 --> 00:57:49,333
♪ If they don't win, 
it's a shame ♪

1295
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:54,066
♪ For it's one, two, three 
strikes you're out ♪

1296
00:57:54,133 --> 00:57:58,833
♪ At the old ball game ♪

1297
00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,066
Let's get some runs!

1298
00:58:01,133 --> 00:58:02,466
Yeah!

1299
00:58:02,533 --> 00:58:05,733
[ Cheers and applause ]

1300
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:09,800
[ Piano plays soft music ]

1301
00:58:09,866 --> 00:58:12,600
[ Chuckles ] 
Oh, hello, everybody.

1302
00:58:12,666 --> 00:58:14,400
I'm Paul Shaffer.

1303
00:58:14,466 --> 00:58:16,666
[ Cheers and applause ]

1304
00:58:16,733 --> 00:58:18,900
Thanks for remembering.

1305
00:58:18,966 --> 00:58:23,066
You know, ladies and gentlemen, 
we're here to honor Bill --

1306
00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:24,433
Bill Murray -- tonight,

1307
00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:27,300
and I'm particularly honored 
to be a small part --

1308
00:58:27,366 --> 00:58:31,200
a small but essential part 
of his big night.

1309
00:58:31,266 --> 00:58:33,400
But I'm here specifically

1310
00:58:33,466 --> 00:58:37,066
to pay homage 
to a certain lounge performer.

1311
00:58:37,133 --> 00:58:39,300
I'm not gonna call 
this entertainer a genius,

1312
00:58:39,366 --> 00:58:40,733
ladies and gentlemen,

1313
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,600
because I have too much respect 
for your intelligence,

1314
00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:49,033
but let's just say 
he is a man of many moods,

1315
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:52,866
as comfortable 
with childlike joy

1316
00:58:52,933 --> 00:58:55,700
as he is with 
severe manic depression.

1317
00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:57,100
[ Laughter ]

1318
00:58:57,166 --> 00:58:59,800
He always proves 
that it was no accident

1319
00:58:59,866 --> 00:59:01,633
that he was able to make it

1320
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:06,266
to that coveted middle rung 
of show business.

1321
00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:11,300
And you know, 
when Nick gets hold of a song,

1322
00:59:11,366 --> 00:59:14,600
he has an uncanny way 
of making you feel

1323
00:59:14,666 --> 00:59:19,133
that he's singing just to you 
and possibly three other people.

1324
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,566
[ Laughter ]

1325
00:59:20,633 --> 00:59:25,400
And Nick has been -- 
He's been so loyal to

1326
00:59:20,633 --> 00:59:25,400
me.

1327
00:59:25,466 --> 00:59:28,533
I -- I like to think

1328
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,500
that it's because 
I know my way around the piano,

1329
00:59:31,566 --> 00:59:32,866
but deep down, I know

1330
00:59:32,933 --> 00:59:36,133
that Nick is just more 
comfortable having a Jew around.

1331
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,600
So...

1332
00:59:37,666 --> 00:59:39,400
[ Laughter ]

1333
00:59:39,466 --> 00:59:42,166
So, here's a little trick 
for Nick.

1334
00:59:42,233 --> 00:59:46,100
♪ Nick, Nick, bo-bick, 
banana fana fo-fick ♪

1335
00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:48,366
♪ Fe, fi, mo-mick-ah ♪

1336
00:59:48,433 --> 00:59:49,766
♪ Nick ♪

1337
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:53,000
For a limited time, 
we are proud to present

1338
00:59:53,066 --> 00:59:56,066
the timeless musical magic 
of Mr. Nick Winters.

1339
00:59:56,133 --> 00:59:57,866
Nick: ♪ We met ♪

1340
00:59:57,933 --> 01:00:00,433
♪ We spoke ♪

1341
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:02,966
♪ Our love became ♪

1342
01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:06,000
Intimate moments, 
treasured memories.

1343
01:00:06,066 --> 01:00:08,633
Nothing excites 
like the power of music,

1344
01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:11,533
and no one oversells a song 
more powerfully

1345
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:14,133
than Nick Winters.

1346
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,500
Well, if you're from Chicago, 
there's a very real chance

1347
01:00:16,566 --> 01:00:18,200
you'll be singing 
this song tomorrow.

1348
01:00:18,266 --> 01:00:20,600
♪ Those raindrops 
keep falling on my head ♪

1349
01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:22,033
Thank you!

1350
01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:24,300
From his humble beginnings 
as a singing weatherman

1351
01:00:24,366 --> 01:00:25,833
at a public-access station...

1352
01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:27,400
♪ Crying's not for me ♪

1353
01:00:27,466 --> 01:00:29,433
...to international 
semi-stardom...

1354
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,433
[ Singing loudly 
but indistinctly ]

1355
01:00:46,133 --> 01:00:48,666
...to headlining 
super-intimate soirees...

1356
01:00:48,733 --> 01:00:58,200
♪ I love you just the way 
you a-a-a-a-a-are ♪

1357
01:00:58,266 --> 01:01:01,133
♪ Are, are, are, are, are ♪

1358
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,766
♪ Hava Nagila ♪

1359
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:07,300
♪ Hava Nagila ♪

1360
01:01:07,366 --> 01:01:09,833
♪ Hava Nagila ♪

1361
01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,966
♪ Venis mecha ♪

1362
01:01:12,033 --> 01:01:14,600
For the first time, 
this priceless treasury

1363
01:01:14,666 --> 01:01:16,266
of Nick's 
most memorable songs

1364
01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:18,666
are now together -- 
some in stereo.

1365
01:01:18,733 --> 01:01:22,633
♪ Jaws ♪

1366
01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:25,000
♪ Get away from me ♪

1367
01:01:25,066 --> 01:01:27,500
♪ Jaws ♪

1368
01:01:27,566 --> 01:01:29,166
♪ Badlands ♪

1369
01:01:29,233 --> 01:01:31,033
♪ Gotta live it every day ♪

1370
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:33,000
♪ Let the broken hearts stand ♪

1371
01:01:33,066 --> 01:01:34,833
♪ As the price 
you've gotta pay ♪

1372
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:36,400
♪ Dah ♪

1373
01:01:36,466 --> 01:01:38,800
And now, 
available for the first time,

1374
01:01:38,866 --> 01:01:41,300
the song that started it all.

1375
01:01:41,366 --> 01:01:44,733
[ Humming 
"Also sprach Zarathustra" ]

1376
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,000
♪ Goo-goo-goo-goo chack ♪

1377
01:01:46,066 --> 01:01:48,166
[ "Star Wars" theme plays ]

1378
01:01:48,233 --> 01:01:51,233
♪ Ah, Star Wars ♪

1379
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:54,900
♪ Nothing but Star Wars ♪

1380
01:01:54,966 --> 01:01:58,233
♪ Give me those Star Wars ♪

1381
01:01:58,300 --> 01:02:02,466
♪ Don't let them end ♪

1382
01:02:02,533 --> 01:02:04,866
♪ Star Wars ♪

1383
01:02:04,933 --> 01:02:07,566
♪ Those near and far wars ♪

1384
01:02:07,633 --> 01:02:09,366
My seventh winter up here!

1385
01:02:09,433 --> 01:02:13,333
♪ Star Wa-a-a-rs ♪

1386
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,800
[ Cheers and applause ]

1387
01:02:14,866 --> 01:02:17,033
Now available 
in biodegradable packaging.

1388
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,100
[ Cheers and applause ]

1389
01:02:20,166 --> 01:02:23,633
Paul: Wow, talk -- 
Hey, look!

1390
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:26,700
It's Miley Cyrus! 
Wow!

1391
01:02:26,766 --> 01:02:30,033
[ Cheers and applause ]

1392
01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:32,633
[ Piano plays "My Way" ]

1393
01:02:34,766 --> 01:02:37,666
♪ And now ♪

1394
01:02:37,733 --> 01:02:39,766
♪ The end is near ♪

1395
01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:41,200
It's almost 9:45.

1396
01:02:41,266 --> 01:02:44,100
So Bill will face

1397
01:02:44,166 --> 01:02:47,500
♪ The final curtain ♪

1398
01:02:47,566 --> 01:02:50,433
♪ And my friends ♪

1399
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:53,500
♪ I'll say it clear ♪

1400
01:02:53,566 --> 01:02:56,666
♪ I'll say my case ♪

1401
01:02:56,733 --> 01:02:59,066
♪ Without twerkin' ♪

1402
01:02:59,133 --> 01:03:00,633
I'm serious.

1403
01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:01,700
♪ He's lived ♪

1404
01:03:01,766 --> 01:03:03,100
Maybe just a little.

1405
01:03:03,166 --> 01:03:05,966
♪ A life as full ♪

1406
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:13,400
♪ And he has traveled 
each and every highway ♪

1407
01:03:13,466 --> 01:03:15,933
♪ Oh, but more ♪

1408
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:20,366
♪ Much more than this ♪

1409
01:03:20,433 --> 01:03:26,000
♪ Bill did it his way ♪

1410
01:03:26,066 --> 01:03:27,166
[ Tempo quickens, guitar plays ]

1411
01:03:27,233 --> 01:03:28,600
So am I!

1412
01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:30,433
♪ Come on, everybody! ♪

1413
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:33,033
♪ Yeah, there were times ♪

1414
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:35,466
♪ I'm sure you knew ♪

1415
01:03:35,533 --> 01:03:38,033
♪ When Bill bit off ♪

1416
01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:40,766
♪ More than he could chew ♪

1417
01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:43,200
♪ And through it all ♪

1418
01:03:43,266 --> 01:03:45,733
♪ When there was doubt ♪

1419
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,300
♪ He ate it up ♪

1420
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,800
♪ And spit it out ♪

1421
01:03:50,866 --> 01:03:52,600
♪ He faced it all ♪

1422
01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:53,766
Come on!

1423
01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:55,966
♪ And he stood tall ♪

1424
01:03:56,033 --> 01:04:01,100
♪ And Bill did it his way ♪

1425
01:04:01,166 --> 01:04:03,900
♪ He's loved ♪

1426
01:04:03,966 --> 01:04:06,233
♪ He's laughed and cried ♪

1427
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:08,700
♪ He had his fill ♪

1428
01:04:08,766 --> 01:04:12,166
♪ And his share of losing ♪

1429
01:04:12,233 --> 01:04:16,633
♪ But now, as tears subside ♪

1430
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:18,233
♪ He finds it all ♪

1431
01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:19,300
Ha!

1432
01:04:19,366 --> 01:04:22,100
♪ Just so amusing ♪

1433
01:04:22,166 --> 01:04:24,300
♪ And to think ♪

1434
01:04:24,366 --> 01:04:26,666
♪ He did all that ♪

1435
01:04:26,733 --> 01:04:32,566
♪ And may I say, 
not in a shy way? ♪

1436
01:04:32,633 --> 01:04:34,466
♪ Oh, no ♪

1437
01:04:34,533 --> 01:04:37,000
♪ Oh, no, not he ♪

1438
01:04:37,066 --> 01:04:42,000
♪ Bill did it his way ♪

1439
01:04:42,066 --> 01:04:44,900
♪ For what is a man? ♪

1440
01:04:44,966 --> 01:04:47,500
♪ What has he got? ♪

1441
01:04:47,566 --> 01:04:52,566
♪ If not himself, 
then he has naught ♪

1442
01:04:52,633 --> 01:04:55,300
♪ To say the things ♪

1443
01:04:55,366 --> 01:04:57,866
♪ He truly feels ♪

1444
01:04:57,933 --> 01:05:03,200
♪ And not the words 
of those who kneel ♪

1445
01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:08,300
♪ The record shows 
he took the blows ♪

1446
01:05:08,366 --> 01:05:11,733
♪ Bill did it ♪

1447
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:20,000
♪ Hi-i-i-i-i-i-s wa-a-y ♪

1448
01:05:20,066 --> 01:05:22,866
[ Cheers and applause ]

1449
01:05:22,933 --> 01:05:25,366
[ Music stops ]

1450
01:05:25,433 --> 01:05:27,500
There we go!

1451
01:05:27,566 --> 01:05:30,500
[ Cheers and applause continue ]

1452
01:05:41,633 --> 01:05:42,900
[ Laughs ]

1453
01:05:42,966 --> 01:05:47,733
This is happening right now 
in Washington, D.C.

1454
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,733
[ Cheers and applause ]

1455
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:54,800
The 51st state in the Union!

1456
01:05:54,866 --> 01:05:56,633
[ Cheers and applause ]

1457
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:03,900
Paul: Ladies and gentlemen, 
please welcome

1458
01:06:03,966 --> 01:06:09,100
Kennedy Center honoree 
David Letterman!

1459
01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:11,133
[ Cheers and applause ]

1460
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:14,100
[ "Late Show With 
David Letterman" theme plays ]

1461
01:06:18,033 --> 01:06:19,400
Hi!

1462
01:06:30,433 --> 01:06:32,533
Thank you very much.

1463
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:33,833
[ Music stops ]

1464
01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:36,400
Thank you very much, 
ladies and gentlemen.

1465
01:06:36,466 --> 01:06:38,333
My name is David Twain.

1466
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,833
[ Laughter ]

1467
01:06:39,900 --> 01:06:41,866
On my way over here 
this evening,

1468
01:06:41,933 --> 01:06:44,333
a guy asked me 
if I was selling moonshine.

1469
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,466
[ Laughter ]

1470
01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:53,600
I would like to say 
that it's a tremendous honor,

1471
01:06:53,666 --> 01:06:59,400
a weighty honor, prestigious, 
and a wonderful experience

1472
01:06:59,466 --> 01:07:01,866
to be out of the house, 
because I haven't...

1473
01:07:01,933 --> 01:07:03,866
[ Laughter ]

1474
01:07:07,733 --> 01:07:10,566
I'll tell you something. 
I've been watching this show.

1475
01:07:10,633 --> 01:07:12,900
Uh, two observations.

1476
01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:16,366
One -- And maybe it's because

1477
01:07:16,433 --> 01:07:18,766
I'm here now 
and part of the show,

1478
01:07:18,833 --> 01:07:20,466
but I have two observations.

1479
01:07:20,533 --> 01:07:26,233
One -- I wonder if the 
collective talent of the people

1480
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,700
we have been treated

1481
01:07:27,766 --> 01:07:30,433
to performing here tonight 
on this stage

1482
01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,700
are truly equal to the talent

1483
01:07:32,766 --> 01:07:35,766
of this man sitting 
in the box right up there.

1484
01:07:35,833 --> 01:07:38,866
[ Cheers and applause ]

1485
01:07:45,066 --> 01:07:47,166
My other observation is,

1486
01:07:47,233 --> 01:07:49,533
Jimmy Kimmel, 
the beard is not working.

1487
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,400
[ Laughter ]

1488
01:07:52,466 --> 01:07:54,633
I, uh...

1489
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:57,666
[ Applause ]

1490
01:07:57,733 --> 01:08:01,066
I used to have a show on NBC. 
It was a daytime show.

1491
01:08:01,133 --> 01:08:02,200
It would come on 
in the morning at 10:00

1492
01:08:02,266 --> 01:08:04,966
and last till 11:30 
in the morning.

1493
01:08:05,033 --> 01:08:07,566
And it was an immediate failure.

1494
01:08:07,633 --> 01:08:09,166
[ Laughter ]

1495
01:08:09,233 --> 01:08:11,700
A catastrophic failure.

1496
01:08:11,766 --> 01:08:14,433
Legendary 
in the history of broadcasting.

1497
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:18,399
It was only on 
seven weeks, eight weeks.

1498
01:08:18,466 --> 01:08:20,500
I don't know.

1499
01:08:20,566 --> 01:08:23,533
I've had naps 
longer than that show.

1500
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,700
[ Laughter ]

1501
01:08:25,766 --> 01:08:28,366
And in show business, 
as in life,

1502
01:08:28,433 --> 01:08:33,200
you're aware that failure 
crushes one's dignity.

1503
01:08:33,266 --> 01:08:37,066
But yet I had to keep showing up 
day in and day out,

1504
01:08:37,133 --> 01:08:39,966
and the staff and the band 
and everybody else.

1505
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:42,666
But we were all 
forlorn and crushed.

1506
01:08:42,733 --> 01:08:47,000
And then one day, our producers 
got a call from Bill Murray,

1507
01:08:47,066 --> 01:08:49,200
who had been watching the show.

1508
01:08:49,266 --> 01:08:52,333
And he said, "I would like 
to be a guest on the show."

1509
01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:54,666
And, oh, my God, 
when we heard that,

1510
01:08:54,733 --> 01:08:57,300
the clouds parted, 
the fog lifted,

1511
01:08:57,366 --> 01:09:00,700
the sun was shining brightly, 
and Bill came

1512
01:09:00,766 --> 01:09:07,333
in what would be the first 
of 44 appearances on my shows.

1513
01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:08,833
And...

1514
01:09:08,899 --> 01:09:12,800
[ Cheers and applause ]

1515
01:09:12,866 --> 01:09:15,700
So, when Bill came on the show,

1516
01:09:15,766 --> 01:09:17,766
he was unable to save the show,

1517
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:20,933
but by God, Bill saved

1518
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:20,933
me.

1519
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,666
And I hope that this

1520
01:09:22,733 --> 01:09:24,500
two- or three-minute little bit 
here tonight

1521
01:09:24,566 --> 01:09:27,533
evens up the 44 shows 
that you did for us.

1522
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,366
[ Laughter ]

1523
01:09:29,433 --> 01:09:31,966
The final story is --

1524
01:09:32,033 --> 01:09:34,600
I'm not kidding around 
about this one.

1525
01:09:34,666 --> 01:09:37,866
This is something 
that will stay with me

1526
01:09:37,933 --> 01:09:39,333
and will stay with my family.

1527
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:41,166
I don't know 
that Bill remembers this.

1528
01:09:41,233 --> 01:09:46,200
It was about 13 1/2 
years ago now.

1529
01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:49,633
My son was 4 months old.

1530
01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:52,200
And after the show, 
Bill says to me,

1531
01:09:52,266 --> 01:09:54,633
"What are you gonna do 
this weekend?"

1532
01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:56,233
It was a Thursday. 
We were done for the week,

1533
01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:59,300
and I said, "Well, 
my son, Harry,

1534
01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:02,000
is being christened 
this weekend,"

1535
01:10:02,066 --> 01:10:05,733
and he said, "Oh, that's lovely. 
That's just fantastic.

1536
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:09,466
Congratulations, 
and enjoy every minute of it."

1537
01:10:09,533 --> 01:10:11,466
I said, "Thanks, Bill. 
That's very sweet of you."

1538
01:10:11,533 --> 01:10:14,333
And Bill left, and 
I went back up to my office.

1539
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,000
In about an hour, 
I get information

1540
01:10:17,066 --> 01:10:19,866
that a package 
has been brought downstairs

1541
01:10:19,933 --> 01:10:23,500
to the -- you know, 
the downstairs.

1542
01:10:23,566 --> 01:10:25,566
[ Laughter ]

1543
01:10:25,633 --> 01:10:29,933
And after we screen it 
and have the dogs sniff it,

1544
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,166
they bring it up.

1545
01:10:31,233 --> 01:10:33,333
[ Laughter ]

1546
01:10:31,233 --> 01:10:33,333
[ Clears throat ]

1547
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,800
And so I don't think 
anything of it.

1548
01:10:34,866 --> 01:10:37,133
And I drive home, and my wife 
says to me, "What's that?"

1549
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,433
And I said, "Oh, I forgot,

1550
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,966
this is something 
Bill Murray gave us.

1551
01:10:41,033 --> 01:10:43,300
Let's open it up 
and see what it is."

1552
01:10:43,366 --> 01:10:45,200
So we open it up, and she says, 
"Oh, my God,

1553
01:10:45,266 --> 01:10:47,366
you know what this is?" 
And I said, "Oh, what is it?"

1554
01:10:47,433 --> 01:10:53,133
She says, "This is a handmade 
Irish-linen christening gown."

1555
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:57,933
And I said, 
"Bill Murray gave that to me."

1556
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,233
And she said, "This is the most 
beautiful thing I've ever seen."

1557
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:04,500
And then, that Saturday, my son,

1558
01:11:04,566 --> 01:11:07,500
in Bill Murray's 
christening gown,

1559
01:11:07,566 --> 01:11:11,566
was christened 
at St. Ignatius in Manhattan.

1560
01:11:11,633 --> 01:11:14,000
And we have this memory.

1561
01:11:14,066 --> 01:11:15,566
We have this gift.

1562
01:11:15,633 --> 01:11:18,633
We have this gesture 
for the rest of our lives.

1563
01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:21,633
[ Cheers and applause ]

1564
01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:35,400
Now, one thing 
about a great performer --

1565
01:11:35,466 --> 01:11:38,600
You have to make 
a great entrance.

1566
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:42,833
And it's essential because if 
you don't make a great entrance,

1567
01:11:42,900 --> 01:11:45,833
you just suck the room 
right out of the building.

1568
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:48,000
This is what I did 
a couple of minutes ago.

1569
01:11:48,066 --> 01:11:50,366
[ Laughter ]

1570
01:11:50,433 --> 01:11:52,166
But we could always 
count on Bill,

1571
01:11:52,233 --> 01:11:55,533
whenever he was on our program 
or wherever he is,

1572
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,633
for a great entrance.

1573
01:11:57,700 --> 01:12:00,333
Please, take a look 
and enjoy these.

1574
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:01,666
[ Applause ]

1575
01:12:01,733 --> 01:12:04,266
It's a pleasure for me 
to introduce my first guest.

1576
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:06,400
With credits that include 
"Saturday Night Live,"

1577
01:12:06,466 --> 01:12:08,700
the films "Meatballs," 
"Caddyshack,"

1578
01:12:08,766 --> 01:12:10,166
"Where the Buffalo Roam," 
and "Stripes,"

1579
01:12:10,233 --> 01:12:11,566
Bill Murray has become

1580
01:12:11,633 --> 01:12:14,366
one of the top box-office draws 
in show business.

1581
01:12:14,433 --> 01:12:15,933
And besides that, 
he's a very funny man,

1582
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,600
and it's a pleasure to have him 
on our first program.

1583
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:19,766
Ladies and gentlemen, 
Bill Murray.

1584
01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:21,733
[ "Physical" plays ]

1585
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:27,433
♪ I'm saying all the things 
I know you like ♪

1586
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:31,233
♪ You're making 
with conversation ♪

1587
01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:35,133
♪ I gotta handle you 
just right ♪

1588
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:38,600
♪ Do you know what I mean? ♪

1589
01:12:38,666 --> 01:12:42,166
♪ I'm sure you'll understand 
my point of view ♪

1590
01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:45,766
♪ We know each other mentally ♪

1591
01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:52,500
♪ You gotta know that you're 
bringing out the animal in me ♪

1592
01:12:52,566 --> 01:12:56,033
♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪

1593
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:58,733
♪ I wanna get physical ♪

1594
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,866
♪ Let's get into physical ♪

1595
01:13:00,933 --> 01:13:03,133
♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪

1596
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,533
♪ Your body talk ♪

1597
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:07,333
Ladies and gentlemen, 
the one, the only Bill Murray!

1598
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,300
[ Cheers and applause ]

1599
01:13:09,366 --> 01:13:12,266
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

1600
01:13:14,900 --> 01:13:17,333
[ Shouting indistinctly ]

1601
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:18,833
Just don't kill me!

1602
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:20,500
Don't kill me, please!

1603
01:13:20,566 --> 01:13:22,066
Oh, God.

1604
01:13:22,133 --> 01:13:23,666
I got kids.

1605
01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:25,566
[ Crying ]

1606
01:13:25,633 --> 01:13:27,766
[ Crowd cheers ]

1607
01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:30,000
You guys are Americans.

1608
01:13:30,066 --> 01:13:32,633
What's the deal? 
You guys are, like --

1609
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:34,733
[ Taser crackling ]

1610
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:34,733
[ Screaming ]

1611
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,500
Oh, God!

1612
01:13:36,566 --> 01:13:39,133
[ Cheers and applause ]

1613
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:45,366
Bill! Bill!

1614
01:13:45,433 --> 01:13:47,166
Bill, are you all right?

1615
01:13:47,233 --> 01:13:49,666
Bill!

1616
01:13:49,733 --> 01:13:52,966
Ladies and gentlemen, 
please welcome Bill Murray.

1617
01:13:53,033 --> 01:13:54,233
Bill!

1618
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:55,533
[ Cheers and applause ]

1619
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,433
[ "I'm Flying" plays ]

1620
01:13:57,500 --> 01:14:04,000
♪ I'm fly-y-y-y-y-ing ♪

1621
01:14:04,066 --> 01:14:06,566
♪ Look at me, way up high ♪

1622
01:14:06,633 --> 01:14:08,200
♪ Thinking I'm gonna die ♪

1623
01:14:08,266 --> 01:14:12,966
♪ I'm fly-y-y-y-ing ♪

1624
01:14:13,033 --> 01:14:15,066
[ Cheers and applause ]

1625
01:14:15,133 --> 01:14:16,833
And now to present 
the 19th

1626
01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:18,500
Kennedy Center 
Mark Twain Prize,

1627
01:14:18,566 --> 01:14:20,066
the chairman

1628
01:14:20,133 --> 01:14:22,300
of the John F. Kennedy Center 
for the Performing Arts,

1629
01:14:22,366 --> 01:14:24,466
David Rubenstein.

1630
01:14:24,533 --> 01:14:26,733
Has everyone had 
an enjoyable evening?

1631
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,733
[ Cheers and applause ]

1632
01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:34,366
No doubt, one person 
who would have also liked

1633
01:14:34,433 --> 01:14:36,033
to be here tonight 
to honor Bill

1634
01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:39,200
is Mark Twain, 
for they both share a view

1635
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:41,633
on the importance of connecting 
with other people

1636
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:44,800
and leaving them far happier 
for the experience.

1637
01:14:44,866 --> 01:14:47,800
But Mark Twain 
was not available.

1638
01:14:47,866 --> 01:14:50,066
He was clearly busy elsewhere

1639
01:14:50,133 --> 01:14:51,633
trying to show 
his support for Bill

1640
01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:54,300
in another and 
far more important way.

1641
01:14:54,366 --> 01:14:56,000
Mark Twain was, no doubt,

1642
01:14:56,066 --> 01:14:58,066
connecting with 
some of his current friends

1643
01:14:58,133 --> 01:15:00,966
to ensure that Bill's 
beloved Chicago Cubs

1644
01:15:01,033 --> 01:15:02,500
will win the World Series...

1645
01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:05,500
[ Cheers and applause ]

1646
01:15:07,733 --> 01:15:10,566
...which they have not done 
since 1908,

1647
01:15:10,633 --> 01:15:14,000
a time when Mark Twain 
was still alive.

1648
01:15:14,066 --> 01:15:16,000
So if any of you 
are betting types,

1649
01:15:16,066 --> 01:15:19,300
it would surely be a big mistake 
to bet against the Cubs,

1650
01:15:19,366 --> 01:15:21,066
for you will also 
be betting against

1651
01:15:21,133 --> 01:15:22,933
the influence of Mark Twain

1652
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,066
and the charm 
of his friend Bill Murray.

1653
01:15:25,133 --> 01:15:27,100
A big mistake.

1654
01:15:27,166 --> 01:15:29,100
And now it is my honor 
to present the 19th

1655
01:15:29,166 --> 01:15:32,166
Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize 
for American Humor

1656
01:15:32,233 --> 01:15:33,800
to Bill Murray.

1657
01:15:33,866 --> 01:15:37,000
[ "Wild Thing" plays ]

1658
01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:40,100
[ Cheers and applause ]

1659
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,200
[ Music stops ]

1660
01:16:08,266 --> 01:16:09,500
[ Cheers and applause continue ]

1661
01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:11,400
Thank you.

1662
01:16:13,866 --> 01:16:17,633
Pretty good. It's a big deal.

1663
01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:19,800
Here, pass this around.

1664
01:16:19,866 --> 01:16:22,766
Pass that around. 
Pass that back.

1665
01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:23,866
Pass that.

1666
01:16:23,933 --> 01:16:25,566
[ Clears throat ]

1667
01:16:25,633 --> 01:16:27,633
Pass it. Let everybody... 
[ Clears throat ]

1668
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:30,033
Don't -- Don't hog it, ma'am. 
Pass that around.

1669
01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:31,266
Let everyone see it.

1670
01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,633
[ Laughter ]

1671
01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:33,933
Keep it moving back.

1672
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,266
I want to see 
how far back it can get

1673
01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:37,200
by the time I get done.

1674
01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:37,200
[ Laughter ]

1675
01:16:37,266 --> 01:16:39,900
[ Clears throat ] 
When I can't see it any longer,

1676
01:16:39,966 --> 01:16:42,100
that's when I'm coming down 
the steps, okay?

1677
01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:45,000
[ Laughter ]

1678
01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:45,000
[ Clears throat ]

1679
01:16:45,066 --> 01:16:46,900
So, my theme tonight is,

1680
01:16:46,966 --> 01:16:50,866
"What is it like to be beloved?"

1681
01:16:50,933 --> 01:16:52,866
[ Laughter ]

1682
01:16:52,933 --> 01:16:55,366
[ Clears throat ]

1683
01:16:58,033 --> 01:17:00,466
I come from Illinois. Um...

1684
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,766
[ Cheers and applause ]

1685
01:17:02,833 --> 01:17:06,700
I grew up in a small --

1686
01:17:06,766 --> 01:17:09,866
what you would call 
a small house for nine children.

1687
01:17:09,933 --> 01:17:12,633
And their names are

1688
01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:14,800
Ed, Brian, Nancy, Peggy, Billy, 
Laura, Andy, John, Joel.

1689
01:17:14,866 --> 01:17:16,066
[ Laughter ]

1690
01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:17,366
I can say it faster,

1691
01:17:17,433 --> 01:17:19,066
but then you don't hear my name 
in the middle.

1692
01:17:19,133 --> 01:17:21,266
But it's Ed, Brian, 
Nancy, Peggy, Billy, 
Laura, Andy, John Joel.

1693
01:17:21,333 --> 01:17:23,166
And they're...

1694
01:17:21,333 --> 01:17:23,166
[ Laughter ]

1695
01:17:23,233 --> 01:17:24,833
I remember, 
when my father passed away

1696
01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:26,866
and left these nine children 
and the widow,

1697
01:17:26,933 --> 01:17:31,100
Brian became 
the breadwinner of the family.

1698
01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,933
And he got a great job 
as a peanut broker

1699
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,533
with the biggest peanut broker 
in the world.

1700
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:37,566
And he was gonna make 
a lot of money --

1701
01:17:37,633 --> 01:17:39,300
a lot of money.

1702
01:17:39,366 --> 01:17:41,666
But then one day, he announced 
that he was leaving,

1703
01:17:41,733 --> 01:17:44,766
that he was now 
practicing theater games

1704
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:47,533
and was going to become 
an improvisational actor.

1705
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,666
[ Laughter ]

1706
01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:52,333
And that's a big-money gig, 
if you don't know.

1707
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,033
[ Laughter ]

1708
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,033
That's a lot of money.

1709
01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,466
It's a big-money gig.

1710
01:17:55,533 --> 01:17:57,033
There's a lot of money 
being made out there

1711
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:59,100
in improvisational acting.

1712
01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:00,766
[ Laughter ]

1713
01:18:00,833 --> 01:18:04,700
So then, years later, 
I couldn't do -- I couldn't --

1714
01:18:04,766 --> 01:18:06,700
I was fired 
from a number of jobs

1715
01:18:06,766 --> 01:18:10,566
for just not enough cause, 
honestly, I never thought.

1716
01:18:10,633 --> 01:18:12,433
[ Laughter ]

1717
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:14,433
But there was 
a lot of misunderstanding

1718
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,366
about who 
was supposed to be working

1719
01:18:16,433 --> 01:18:19,966
and who was supposed to be, 
you know, just supervising.

1720
01:18:20,033 --> 01:18:21,433
[ Laughter ]

1721
01:18:20,033 --> 01:18:21,433
And, uh...

1722
01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:24,800
And so I ended up going 
to Second City and hanging out,

1723
01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:26,133
and then it was, 
"Oh, who's that?"

1724
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,733
"Oh, that's Little Murray." 
I was Little Murray.

1725
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:32,800
And people like Harold Ramis 
and Joe Flaherty and Brian

1726
01:18:32,866 --> 01:18:34,200
took care of me.

1727
01:18:34,266 --> 01:18:36,400
But I mean to say tonight

1728
01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:41,466
that my brother had more guts 
than anyone I ever knew.

1729
01:18:41,533 --> 01:18:43,666
And the only reason I'm here

1730
01:18:43,733 --> 01:18:46,133
is because of the guts 
of my brother Brian.

1731
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,466
[ Cheers and applause ]

1732
01:18:57,166 --> 01:19:00,233
He's been waiting a long time 
to hear that.

1733
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:02,533
[ Laughter ]

1734
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:05,733
Yesterday I was walking 
in the White House,

1735
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,566
and I was in the Blue Room.

1736
01:19:07,633 --> 01:19:09,400
They didn't know I was there.

1737
01:19:09,466 --> 01:19:10,866
[ Laughter ]

1738
01:19:10,933 --> 01:19:14,233
And you look out the window 
of this room,

1739
01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:18,100
and you see the Monument 
and you see the Memorial

1740
01:19:18,166 --> 01:19:20,333
right out the window, 
and your heart just leaps.

1741
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,500
It just leaps.

1742
01:19:22,566 --> 01:19:24,533
And you think, 
"Oh, God, it's real.

1743
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:25,766
It really is real.

1744
01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:27,366
There's something 
that you can touch.

1745
01:19:27,433 --> 01:19:30,066
It's real -- that thing.

1746
01:19:30,133 --> 01:19:31,933
It's not just the stones.

1747
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,400
It's the idea of America

1748
01:19:34,466 --> 01:19:36,866
and the idea 
of all that they wrote

1749
01:19:36,933 --> 01:19:38,200
and all that they feel

1750
01:19:38,266 --> 01:19:41,133
and all that the best of us 
try to get done

1751
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:43,766
each and every time we wake up."

1752
01:19:43,833 --> 01:19:45,366
You know, 
if you have a good morning,

1753
01:19:45,433 --> 01:19:48,100
you're probably gonna have 
a good afternoon.

1754
01:19:48,166 --> 01:19:49,400
You know?

1755
01:19:49,466 --> 01:19:51,400
And this feeling 
of being beloved

1756
01:19:51,466 --> 01:19:56,433
is not just from the break I got 
with those brothers and sisters

1757
01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:00,666
or the break I got 
with my own six sons.

1758
01:20:00,733 --> 01:20:04,500
The break that we all get 
every single day --

1759
01:20:04,566 --> 01:20:07,766
there's just 
this little kind of --

1760
01:20:07,833 --> 01:20:10,366
there's a little trampoline 
that's inside of you,

1761
01:20:10,433 --> 01:20:12,500
a little kind of thing 
that bounces.

1762
01:20:12,566 --> 01:20:15,266
And it's -- it's something 
that makes you care.

1763
01:20:15,333 --> 01:20:18,933
It makes you care 
about other people.

1764
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,800
It makes you care 
about yourself.

1765
01:20:20,866 --> 01:20:23,500
It makes you care 
about yourself,

1766
01:20:23,566 --> 01:20:25,500
and it comes to you, 
it lands in you,

1767
01:20:25,566 --> 01:20:28,400
and then you bounce it 
back out,

1768
01:20:28,466 --> 01:20:30,700
back off or you to other people.

1769
01:20:30,766 --> 01:20:32,833
You know, look at each other, 
look at who we are,

1770
01:20:32,900 --> 01:20:34,300
look at us. 
We're all here.

1771
01:20:34,366 --> 01:20:36,000
And what a break.

1772
01:20:36,066 --> 01:20:38,066
What a break that we're here

1773
01:20:38,133 --> 01:20:40,266
in this place 
right now, together...

1774
01:20:40,333 --> 01:20:42,700
alive.

1775
01:20:42,766 --> 01:20:44,800
You know? 
It's pretty good, right?

1776
01:20:44,866 --> 01:20:47,866
[ Cheers and applause ]

1777
01:20:53,133 --> 01:20:55,166
I tried to -- 
I feel like I'm in a wedding.

1778
01:20:55,233 --> 01:20:57,466
There's, like, a hurricane 
around me, you know?

1779
01:20:57,533 --> 01:21:00,133
Everything's happening, 
and it's a blur.

1780
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:02,366
But I tried to wear 
something old, something new,

1781
01:21:02,433 --> 01:21:04,133
something borrowed, 
and something blue.

1782
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:05,366
[ Laughter ]

1783
01:21:05,433 --> 01:21:07,466
This right here -- 
this is Chicago Cub blue.

1784
01:21:07,533 --> 01:21:09,066
This is what 
we're really all about.

1785
01:21:09,133 --> 01:21:11,233
[ Cheers and applause ]

1786
01:21:09,133 --> 01:21:11,233
We're here...

1787
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,966
We're here... 
[ Clears throat ]

1788
01:21:14,033 --> 01:21:16,333
We're here,

1789
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:18,700
and I'm glad 
that they won last night

1790
01:21:18,766 --> 01:21:20,333
so I could be here this evening.

1791
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,433
[ Laughter ]

1792
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:25,966
'Cause I really -- I wasn't --

1793
01:21:26,033 --> 01:21:28,300
If they hadn't won tonight -- 
If they hadn't won last night,

1794
01:21:28,366 --> 01:21:29,666
I would have 
had to have been there

1795
01:21:29,733 --> 01:21:33,233
because, honestly, 
I do not trust the media

1796
01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:35,300
to report the score accurately.

1797
01:21:35,366 --> 01:21:38,600
[ Laughter and applause ]

1798
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,600
[ Clears throat ]

1799
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:49,266
But I'm glad 
to have met all of you.

1800
01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:50,966
It's nice to be here.

1801
01:21:51,033 --> 01:21:54,700
And I don't -- As much 
as I dreaded this...

1802
01:21:54,766 --> 01:21:57,833
[ Laughter ]

1803
01:21:57,900 --> 01:21:59,333
I dreaded this.

1804
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:03,700
I really had to come back 
to this idea that there's love.

1805
01:22:03,766 --> 01:22:05,700
There's love.

1806
01:22:05,766 --> 01:22:08,500
That's what we came with 
and what we go with.

1807
01:22:08,566 --> 01:22:10,466
[ Applause ]

1808
01:22:10,533 --> 01:22:12,100
[ Clears throat ]

1809
01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:16,266
And...good night. Thank you.

1810
01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:17,833
[ Cheers and applause ]

1811
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:20,033
[ "Sweet Home Chicago" plays ]

1812
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,800
♪ Baby, don't you wanna go? ♪

1813
01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:34,966
♪ Come on ♪

1814
01:22:35,033 --> 01:22:45,000
♪ Oh, baby, 
don't you wanna go? ♪

1815
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:59,433
♪ Oh, baby, 
don't you wanna go? ♪

1816
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,166
Watch this show online,

1817
01:23:01,233 --> 01:23:03,133
enjoy additional 
Web-exclusive content,

1818
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:04,933
and learn more 
about the Mark Twain Prize

1819
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:08,733
and its past winners by 
visiting PBS.org/twain-prize.

1820
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,833
And join the conversation 
on Twitter,

1821
01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:13,200
using #PBSTwain.

1822
01:23:13,266 --> 01:23:15,866
♪ One and one is two ♪

1823
01:23:15,933 --> 01:23:17,933
♪ Two and two is four ♪

1824
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:22,233
♪ I just saw John Belushi's 
ghost walk through that door ♪

1825
01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:24,900
♪ Come on, baby ♪

1826
01:23:24,966 --> 01:23:27,533
♪ You women oughta go ♪

1827
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:32,466
♪ Back to the same old place ♪

1828
01:23:32,533 --> 01:23:35,500
♪ Sweet home Chicago ♪

1829
01:23:35,566 --> 01:23:38,700
[ Instrumental music plays ]

1830
01:23:41,733 --> 01:23:43,666
[ Music fades ]

1831
01:23:43,733 --> 01:23:45,066
How are you?

1832
01:23:43,733 --> 01:23:45,066
Congratulations.

1833
01:23:45,133 --> 01:23:46,200
Good to see you. 
Thank you very much.

1834
01:23:46,266 --> 01:23:47,200
That was a great game 
yesterday.

1835
01:23:47,266 --> 01:23:48,400
Wow. Look at that.

1836
01:23:48,466 --> 01:23:49,466
This thing is heavy.

1837
01:23:49,533 --> 01:23:51,800
This is the official

1838
01:23:51,866 --> 01:23:54,133
Mark Twain Prize 
for American Humor.

1839
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,400
You know, 
I think you're funny.

1840
01:23:55,466 --> 01:23:57,400
And you were funny 
when we were here.

1841
01:23:57,466 --> 01:24:00,800
I think you can be 
just a little bit...

1842
01:24:00,866 --> 01:24:02,033
Funnier?

1843
01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:03,966
If you could look 
just a little puzzled by it

1844
01:24:04,033 --> 01:24:05,233
every once in a while.

1845
01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:07,100
People don't want 
a puzzle president.

1846
01:24:10,333 --> 01:24:12,700
Man: It's rolling like this, 
is it?

1847
01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:20,533
And now take a look

1848
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:23,500
at some of the shows coming up 
on the PBS Arts Fall Festival.

1849
01:24:23,566 --> 01:24:26,300
Next Friday night, 
"Lincoln Center at the Movies"

1850
01:24:26,366 --> 01:24:29,966
showcases the Alvin Ailey 
American Dance Theater.

1851
01:24:30,033 --> 01:24:33,233
On Friday, November 11th, 
"Great Performances" presents

1852
01:24:33,300 --> 01:24:34,933
one of the all-time 
favorite shows

1853
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,666
of the American 
musical theater --

1854
01:24:37,733 --> 01:24:39,300
"Gypsy," starring the amazing

1855
01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,566
Imelda Staunton 
and Lara Pulver.

1856
01:24:41,633 --> 01:24:43,833
And on Friday, November 18th,

1857
01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:45,900
we bring you 
the acclaimed cabaret show

1858
01:24:45,966 --> 01:24:45,966
"Alan Cumming 
Sings Sappy Songs."

1859
01:24:45,966 --> 01:24:46,566
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]